Monkey Hot Line

October 24, 2003 by Staff

Monkeys are truly marvels of nature - so like us, yet able to masturbate in public and fling feces. Perhaps, rather than looking at monkeys as humanity's evolutionary predecessors, we should look at m...
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Next Stop: MOMA

October 24, 2003 by Staff

A group of Fillmore High School students attempt to build a shelter out of newspaper and masking tape in Storke Plaza on Wednesday afternoon.
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Evel Lives

October 23, 2003 by Staff

Evel Knievel made it to 65 years old this week. I think that sends some great messages to the youth. Break any bone in your body and it will heal. A life of big-time gambling means certain pain and eq...
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Brain Freeze

October 23, 2003 by Staff

Freshman Megan Goddard, left, and sophomore Emily Frost compete in Cold Stone's Ice Cream Contest.
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October 23 – October 30, 2003

October 23, 2003 by Staff

Churning politically charged lyrics into reggae-infused raps has maintained KRS-One's position as one of the most highly respected hip hop artists throughout the '80s, '90s and today.
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Hot Hot ‘Human

October 22, 2003 by Staff

Hot day yesterday, huh? I have trouble getting motivated when it's that hot. I just want to lay outside naked and get drunk and sweaty with someone special.
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You Spin Me Right ‘Round

October 22, 2003 by Staff

Why is Money Green?

October 20, 2003 by Staff

What is with the commercials for the new twenty-dollar bill? Why do they need to advertise money? If I can use this new bill to purchase things, I assure you I will use it.
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Vague, Illegally Posted Signs About Feminism Are Bad Ads

October 20, 2003 by Staff

Walking around campus recently, I noticed a ton of small white flyers taped over many of the flyers I had posted for an event at the Women's Center, the 11th Annual National Young Women's Day of Actio...
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The Mammas and the Pappas

October 20, 2003 by Staff

Towering Above the Rest

October 20, 2003 by Staff

Please Read the Weatherdegenerate.

October 17, 2003 by Staff

Those swine at the Corner Store charge two dollars for a Bic lighter. I call them gougers and liars--their store isn't even on the corner of anything. Then again, there are a few naming problems on th...
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Dude Here

October 16, 2003 by Staff

I finally saw "Kill Bill." Pretty entertaining, and every bit as violent as they say. I am against just about every form of censorship, and I never buy it when people say that they were compelled to c...
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October 16 – October 22, 2003

October 16, 2003 by Staff

Eyes will be opened and thoughts provoked when author Iris Chang speaks about her latest book: The Chinese in America: A Narrative History. This free lecture examines the sacrifices, achievements and ...
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