Take a Bite Out of It

November 13, 2003 by Staff

Our best hoops player went down with an injury - damn our luck. Just another blow for the athletics department, who, due to some organizational error, have forgotten to schedule games for the football...
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County Briefs: November 13, 2003

November 13, 2003 by Staff

Citizens for County Organization (CFCO) submitted 30,000 signatures to the county clerk assessor Wednesday. The group has been petitioning for over a year to put a measure on the 2006 ballot that woul...
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November 13, 2003 – November 19, 2003

November 13, 2003 by Staff

Getting paid to travel around the country, get drunk and mingle with the people was once only a dream job until Comedy Central's late-night show "Insomniac" came around and turned fantasy into reality...
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Let’s Eat!

November 13, 2003 by Staff

Strategery Is an Important Part of Governizing

November 12, 2003 by Staff

Arnold hired a new press secretary, a woman named Thompson. Apparently she worked on Gee-Dub Bush's campaign as well. Strange hiring, I thought. Arnold seemed to have the avoiding questions routine ma...
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Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very, Very Frightening

November 12, 2003 by Staff

On the Road

November 10, 2003 by Staff

The weatherhuman is writing from the road, somewhere in the blackness between Vegas and Baker. It's going to be a long drive for the 'human and associates. Three days of blasting the mind with chemica...
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Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’

November 10, 2003 by Staff

Go Home

November 7, 2003 by Staff

The weatherhuman is on vacation in Las Vegas. Filling in today is its attorney and personal physician, Dr. Lazlo von Zonkerstein. As the weatherhuman's attorney I advise anyone who reads this to stand...
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Zen Hot Line

November 7, 2003 by Staff

Breathe in. Breathe out. This is life. Especially if you've got a pipe in your mouth. It's also an enlightening practice between sips. We at the Hot Line understand that sometimes it can be hard to su...
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Mirror, Mirror on the Pond

November 7, 2003 by Staff

November 6 – November 13, 2003

November 7, 2003 by Staff

Running is great for physical health, but the Marathon Monks run up to 52 miles a day as part of their spiritual search.
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KCSB Top Ten

November 7, 2003 by Staff

Substitute ‘Humans

November 6, 2003 by Staff

The weatherhuman will be out of the office the next two days. But I am never too far away. Crack a bottle of whiskey and I am there. Throw dice against the wall and hear my voice. Pass out under a hot...
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