Sports Editor

January 25, 2011

Amchair QB: Super Bowl Titties

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AQB wants to throw a Superbowl party, yet one roommate is “impartial” to throwing one because he “hates the Steelers and the Packers.” And all AQB wanted was to drink and watch all the commercials with the tittie...

January 24, 2011

AQB: MMA is Gnarly.

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AQB initially dismissed MMA fighting as classless boxing for the petty borgeoise. Then he watched Urijah Faber highlights.

January 24, 2011

AQB Says: To the letter senders…

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To the two people who sent e-mails to the Sports Eds. about Julia Speace's NFC/AFC preview:

January 19, 2011

AQB: On Wes Welker’s Foot Jokes

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AQB was searching for Wes Welker’s foot jokes about Rex Ryan on YouTube when he realized that the NFL doesn’t permit the reproduction of anything without its expressed written consent.

January 19, 2011

AQB: Get off LBJ’s Privates

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The Miami Heat have lost four games in a row in spite of LeBron James returning from an injury. AQB thinks this might officially be the time for LeBron lovers to get off his nuts. AQB is not being hasty. Go Kobe.

January 17, 2011

AQB: Yet Another Blake Griffin Love Fest

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AQB can’t talk enough about Blake Griffin. His body control, his jumping ability, his toned, muscular arms, his eyes ... Fuck.

January 12, 2011

AQB: Dear Brett Favre, (again)

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Brett Favre’s sister was arrested yesterday during a crystal meth raid in Mississippi. Uh-oh.

January 11, 2011

AQB: 1,000 Fans at an NBA Game?

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Due to a snowstorm, the Grizzlies took on the Bobcats last night in front of just 1,000 fans. AQB says:

January 10, 2011

The Seventh Weekly Photo of the Week: “Basketball is a Contact Sport”

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Sports have referees to reduce violence in sports. Every once in awhile, they do a halfway decent job. Aside from each referee’s (in)ability to call fouls consistently, the simple fact of their presence tends to reduce...

January 10, 2011

AQB: Dear Carmelo,

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So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey.

January 9, 2011

AQB: On the NFL Playoffs

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Nearly every NFL team with a higher seed lost this weekend in what can only be described as an old fashioned playoff clusterfuck.

January 7, 2011

UCSB Takes Care of Aggies

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Junior guard Orlando Johnson found his stroke on Thursday night, scoring 16 points in the second half on the way to a game-leading 21 points on 7-15 shooting in the Gauchos’ 77-65 victory at UC Davis.

January 5, 2011

AQB: Dear Blake Griffin fans,

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Ever seen Blake Griffin in drag? Google it. Funny shit.

January 5, 2011

AQB: Dear Big West Schedulers,

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Well done, Big West. Maybe it's time to rethink those schedules a little bit.

January 3, 2011

Armchair QB: Brett’s Slab

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Apparently Brett Favre is being sued by team massage therapists for treating them like “hanging slabs of meat.” AQB thought they were the ones that were supposed to be treating his hanging slab of meat. Rookie mistak...

January 2, 2011

Sports Briefs

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Men’s Basketball After upsetting #22 UNLV in Vegas 68-62 on Dec. 15, the Gauchos (7-5 overall) went 2-2 in their remaining games over Winter Break, with wins against Cal Baptist and Fresno Pacific and losses to Lon...