So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey. This is the one and only time in his life that AQB is glad he isn’t Carmelo Anthony.
AQB: Dear Carmelo,
Comic of the Week
A Very Modern Princess
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Mask burn
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Birkenstocks burn
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Anklet-from-camp-two-years-ago tan
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
PPE pale
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Farmer’s tan
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Mid-thigh tan from your shorts
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Fitbit burn
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
What’s the sun? I haven’t left my house in months
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Top-of-the-shoulder “Die Up!” burn
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
No tan lines because you sunbathe naked
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Hello Kitty Band-Aid sunburn
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Smiley-face-on-your-ass burn ’cause you’re trying to be a VSCO girl
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