So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey. This is the one and only time in his life that AQB is glad he isn’t Carmelo Anthony.
AQB: Dear Carmelo,
Comic of the Week
Evidently, Trump doesn’t mind the quarantine at all
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Replies to everyone’s tweets even though you have nothing to do with them
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
“Should I post a selfie now or should I wait until tomorrow?”
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
“UGH NO ONE IS ON RIGHT NOW”
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Opens up Twitter first thing in the morning
Leo
July 23 - August 22
DMs every cute person that pops up on their timeline and gets (painfully) curved every time
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Only goes on Twitter to retweet jokes
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Spends their spare time learning every TikTok dance
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Studies the trending page religiously in case something interesting starts trending
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Made a Twitter but doesn’t go on there because they don’t know how to use it
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Their Twitter account was originally a stan account but slowly turned into their personal account that they use for everything
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Only retweets informational Tweets and pictures of beautiful people
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
“I wonder what Trump tweeted today.” *checks* “Are you f^&@*!% kidding me???”
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