Armchair Lorax: The Honor Policy

March 1, 2011 by

BYU’s starting forward was kicked off the team for violating the school’s honor policy. Mormon jokes aside, AQB loves UCSB because he plagiarized this shit.
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Five-Game Winning Streak Ends against #32 Pepperdine

February 28, 2011 by

The #57 UCSB women’s tennis team lost against #32 Pepperdine on Sunday, 7-0. It was the team’s first road game this season and its first lost since Jan. 27 against Santa Clara.
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Gauchos Handle Northridge at Home

February 27, 2011 by

The UCSB women’s basketball team defeated visiting Northridge 71-52 as it honored the squad’s seniors by continuing its six-game winning streak. Senior forwards Mekia Valentine and Margaret Johnso...
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The 12th Weekly Quote of the Week

February 24, 2011 by

Senior infielder Beck Wheeler, on preparations the men’s baseball team took before traveling north to play in the 20 degree temperatures of Washington State
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AQB: About that Toga Party…

February 23, 2011 by

In honor of Mark Bogard and his fitness column, AQB has been running every day for the past three weeks, minus the last two.
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The 14th Weekly Photo of the Week

February 23, 2011 by

Sometimes people get the misconception that girl’s sports are not as competitive as men’s can be. It’s not that they aren’t, most girls just manage to do it with a little more finesse in a pas...
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Armchair QB

February 23, 2011 by

AQB is dedicating this one to all the athletes mentioned in this issue for their first time who will get laid exponentially more from now on. That’s what journalists do: Get other people laid for fr...
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#15 Berkeley Holds Off Gauchos as SD Classic Wraps Up

February 21, 2011 by

UCSB softball’s winning streak increased to six with an 8-0 win over Howard before losing 6-5 to Sacramento State and 2-1 to #15 Berkeley this weekend at the San Diego Classic.
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AQB: An Entertaining All-Star Game?

February 21, 2011 by

This weekend, Blake Griffin did the impossible: He made the NBA's All-Star game actually relevant!
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The 11th Weekly Quote of the Week

February 18, 2011 by

"It’s like buying a new car. You’re excited about getting it, you finally get it and now you get to drive it and see how it is. We’re gonna take it for a test spin this weekend and see how we ne...
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Lengthy Road Trip Set to Begin in San Diego

February 18, 2011 by

After a perfect 5-0 start last weekend at the Gaucho Classic, UCSB softball heads to San Diego for five games in three days beginning Friday, weather permitting.
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AQB: Vick Rejects Oprah?

February 17, 2011 by

Michael Vick canceled his appearance on Oprah? Smart move, Mike. She scares AQB too. And thanks for giving AQB something else to talk about besides the Lakers losing to the Cavs.
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AQB: The Bernie Madoff Defense

February 16, 2011 by

Bernard Madoff defended Mets owners Fred and Jeff Wilpon the other day, claiming “they knew nothing” about his Ponzi scheme. Fine, but...
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AQB: Spitting on the Links

February 14, 2011 by

Sorry for all the Tiger Woods news, but now he’s catching flack for spitting on a green this weekend. In what kind of a “sport” is a competitor not allowed to spit?
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AQB: Dear Duke…

February 14, 2011 by

Dear Duke/members of the ACC: You may be better at basketball than we are, but you still live on the East Coast. How does dirty snow taste?
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