Sports Editor

April 10, 2011

AQB: Derrick Rose is Magical

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AQB once thought that Derrick Rose was the Forrest Gump of the NBA because of his post-game interviews. But after 38 points on 13-17 FG and five assists in 37 minutes yesterday?

April 6, 2011

AQB: It’s Wiffle Ball Season Again!

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People should start playing wiffle ball again. It’s so much better than Madden. It’s physical. Competitive. You can play it anywhere. Plus...

April 4, 2011

AQB: On the NBA’s Newest Hall of Famers

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The basketball Hall of Fame has some new members: Dennis Rodman and Chris Mullin. What an odd pair those two make.

April 3, 2011

Sports Briefs: OJ, Water Polo, Tennis, Track & Field

By Sports Editor

UCSB junior guard Orlando Johnson declared himself eligible for the 2011 NBA Draft on Friday. He has not hired an agent, a decision that allows him to return to UCSB for the 2011-2012 season.

March 30, 2011

‘Chos Head North

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The UCSB men’s tennis team heads north this weekend to face Big West foe Pacific on Saturday and Fresno State on Sunday in a nonconference match.

March 29, 2011

AQB: On Barry Bonds’ Steroids Trial

By Sports Editor

According to ESPN.com, Barry Bonds thought his Giants team trainers were “spies.” What, like James Bond?

March 28, 2011

Sports Briefs: Baseball, Men’s and Women’s Water Polo

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Baseball: Haddow Named Big West Player of the Week After driving in six runs in two wins, senior right fielder Mark Haddow earned Big West Player of the Week honors after going 6-16 with two doubles and a home run la...

March 27, 2011

AQB: Bracket Busting

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Out of 5.9 million-plus brackets created on ESPN.com, only two predicted this year’s Final Four. Two. People. AQB says:

March 3, 2011

#4 UCSB to Clash With USD

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Undefeated in league, the #4 UCSB men’s club rugby team faces southern California rival #19 University of San Diego this Saturday in a conference battle.

March 2, 2011

AQB: Let’s Get it Up, BYU!

By Sports Editor

It turns out that BYU’s Brandon Davies was booted off the team for having sex. The players aren’t even allowed to have sex?

March 2, 2011

#14 UCSB Club Baseball Tears Through Nevada

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The #14 UCSB men’s club baseball team went undefeated in the Swing into Spring Classic in Mesquite, Nevada this weekend before the rain forced an early end to the tournament.

March 2, 2011

How to Train Your Sports Editor: The Long and Winding Road

By Sports Editor

With most classes, the end of the quarter means that it’s time to do a memory wipe of everything you’ve learned in the last 10 weeks. But as I’ve said all quarter long, ESS classes are not like most. I not only lea...

March 1, 2011

The 15th Weekly Photo of the Week

By Sports Editor

James Nunnally is a dynamic, exciting player to watch. When he gets a chance to let loose, he gives it everything he’s got. It’s like watching a locomotive tear free from the train or a bull getting let out of the ca...

March 1, 2011

Armchair Lorax: The Honor Policy

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BYU’s starting forward was kicked off the team for violating the school’s honor policy. Mormon jokes aside, AQB loves UCSB because he plagiarized this shit.

February 28, 2011

Five-Game Winning Streak Ends against #32 Pepperdine

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The #57 UCSB women’s tennis team lost against #32 Pepperdine on Sunday, 7-0. It was the team’s first road game this season and its first lost since Jan. 27 against Santa Clara.

February 27, 2011

Gauchos Handle Northridge at Home

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The UCSB women’s basketball team defeated visiting Northridge 71-52 as it honored the squad’s seniors by continuing its six-game winning streak. Senior forwards Mekia Valentine and Margaret Johnson were both recogniz...