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January 2, 2011

AQB: A Toast to 2011

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AQB wishes everyone a happy and safe new year. He also hopes...

November 16, 2010

AQB: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

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Reports are that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker may be getting divorced. AQB says:

November 16, 2010

Armchair QB

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AQB found the following on fourlokostories.com. It’s from Mike S.: “Had four cans of loko and offered a 5 year extension to Donovan McNabb. Thanks Loko.” Well, shit. AQB only got kicked out of Sandbar.

November 10, 2010

Gauchos Oust Mustangs in Big West Tournament Semis

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It took more than regular time, but Gaucho soccer outlasted Cal Poly on the way to a 2-1 overtime victory in the first round of the Big West championships.

November 9, 2010

AQB: Dear Sports Ed. Ravi,

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The Hornets took out the Clippers yesterday in a 101-82 rout. AQB says:

November 9, 2010

Armchair QB

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“People will suffer?” Really Jerry Jones? Relax man. It’s just football. And $90 million of your money. At least your team is trying its best. Isn’t that all you can ask for? It’s not whether you win or lose bu...

November 3, 2010

Armchair QB: On KG’s Trash Talking

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According to Charlie Villanueva, Kevin Garnett called him a “cancer patient” as trash talk. AQB says:

November 2, 2010

Armchair QB

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AQB laughed when his friend picked John Wall first in their fantasy draft. “It was my first time doing a draft,” his friend said. “It was an accident,” his friend said. AQB is no longer laughing. His friend no lo...

November 1, 2010

AQB: Dear Bay Area Sports Fans…

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First the 49ers beat the Seahawks, then the Giants take the World Series? AQB says: “It’s time to prepare for a week of Bay-area douchebag bandwagonry. Be ready.”

October 31, 2010

Armchair QB

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AQB dedicates this edition of AQB to Sunday mornings. Halloween destroyed him, but espn.com and Sunday morning football eased him into the day well enough to write this blurb.

October 28, 2010

Armchair QB: Heat not so hot?

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Here’s what’s going to happen with the Heat’s season:

October 22, 2010

Armchair QB

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AQB usually takes Fridays off because he loves to party, but he felt the need to give a big “What the fuck?” to the union of Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic. Sasha Vujacic? What’s with the most beautiful women in...

October 21, 2010

Dear Wayne Rooney,

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So Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is sick of his team and wants to leave. AQB says: “Yeah, I wasn’t satisfied with my fine-ass wife and bazillion-dollar salary last year either.”

October 19, 2010

Armchair QB

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This edition of AQB is not that timely, but does Blake Griffin remind anybody else of the albino assassin in the Da Vinci Code? AQB thinks that Griffin’s scarier. There’s never been a better time to start watching Cl...

October 14, 2010

Armchair QB

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Another sports agent bribing college athletes? Shit. And all this time AQB thought agents had spurned their reputations and become humanity’s finest examples of community and morality.

October 10, 2010

UCSB Kicks Off Season With Tourney

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UCSB women’s tennis opened its 2010-11 season this weekend, hosting the inaugural UCSB Classic. The tournament featured players from UCSB, Pepperdine, Arizona, BYU, Cal Poly, Denver University and Eastern Washington Un...