Nuglets of Wisdom: The Tale of Tails

February 8, 2011 by

By Max Wilshinsky An anal fissure is a small cut or tear in the thin sensitive tissue of the lower rectum. It tends to hurt. Like most people, I was unaware of this before Veteran’s Day 2009.
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AQB: Back to Blake…

February 2, 2011 by

There’s actually a controversy over whether or not to select Blake Griffin for the West’s All-Star Team? The guy’s averaging 23 points and 13 boards!
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AQB: Sports Cliches

February 1, 2011 by

If AQB hears one more sports cliche, he’s going to give it 110 percent, put his best foot forward and be aggressive. Hopefully he can execute.
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AQB: On LeBron’s Destruction of Cleveland

January 31, 2011 by

LeBron and the Heat took a big dump on the Cavs yesterday, sending them to their 21st loss in a row. Anyone else remember when owner Dan Gilbert promised a ’ship before the Heat got one?
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Amchair QB: Super Bowl Titties

January 25, 2011 by

AQB wants to throw a Superbowl party, yet one roommate is “impartial” to throwing one because he “hates the Steelers and the Packers.” And all AQB wanted was to drink and watch all the commerc...
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AQB: MMA is Gnarly.

January 24, 2011 by

AQB initially dismissed MMA fighting as classless boxing for the petty borgeoise. Then he watched Urijah Faber highlights.
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AQB Says: To the letter senders…

January 24, 2011 by

To the two people who sent e-mails to the Sports Eds. about Julia Speace's NFC/AFC preview:
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AQB: On Wes Welker’s Foot Jokes

January 19, 2011 by

AQB was searching for Wes Welker’s foot jokes about Rex Ryan on YouTube when he realized that the NFL doesn’t permit the reproduction of anything without its expressed written consent.
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AQB: Get off LBJ’s Privates

January 19, 2011 by

The Miami Heat have lost four games in a row in spite of LeBron James returning from an injury. AQB thinks this might officially be the time for LeBron lovers to get off his nuts. AQB is not being has...
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AQB: Yet Another Blake Griffin Love Fest

January 17, 2011 by

AQB can’t talk enough about Blake Griffin. His body control, his jumping ability, his toned, muscular arms, his eyes ... Fuck.
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AQB: Dear Brett Favre, (again)

January 12, 2011 by

Brett Favre’s sister was arrested yesterday during a crystal meth raid in Mississippi. Uh-oh.
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AQB: 1,000 Fans at an NBA Game?

January 11, 2011 by

Due to a snowstorm, the Grizzlies took on the Bobcats last night in front of just 1,000 fans. AQB says:
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The Seventh Weekly Photo of the Week: “Basketball is a Contact Sport”

January 10, 2011 by

Sports have referees to reduce violence in sports. Every once in awhile, they do a halfway decent job. Aside from each referee’s (in)ability to call fouls consistently, the simple fact of their pres...
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AQB: Dear Carmelo,

January 10, 2011 by

So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey.
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AQB: On the NFL Playoffs

January 9, 2011 by

Nearly every NFL team with a higher seed lost this weekend in what can only be described as an old fashioned playoff clusterfuck.
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