Cory Anthony

January 28, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Just Your Standard Student

By Cory Anthony

So in that lull of memorization when absolutely necessary, flipping our excuses and learning tricks to doing well on standardized tests, it seems that people are getting great grades and learning something very close to ...

January 21, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Real Reality Television

By Cory Anthony

A row of hooting and hollering in what must have been the deepest voices these freshmen could've mustered went up, and a circle developed out at the balcony overlooking the ocean.

January 16, 2003

Phish | Round Room | Elektra

By Cory Anthony

The absolute first thing I have to say about Phish's new album, Round Room, is that I really want to hear these songs live. I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I haven't already.

January 14, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Some Kid Kills His Sister

By Cory Anthony

It's video games, like Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. They're becoming so realistic that they distort the minds of young gamers, and the idea of taking a handgun to the head of an old lady for a few bucks in her purse or h...

January 6, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Have a Bushy New Year

By Cory Anthony

Like many others who can't quite effect change in themselves, I have decided instead to criticize others. In that vein, here are some resolutions for the people who are in a position now to better not only themselves, bu...

November 26, 2002

Drugstore Cowboy: Thank You for the Culture, America

By Cory Anthony

My sense of cultural heritage is entirely contained in the lefsa I ignore on the table every Thanksgiving to honor my Norwegian ancestry.

November 19, 2002

Drugstore Cowboy: Sugarcoated Narcotics

By Cory Anthony

For some reason, America has chosen to single out a few vices, like smoking cigarettes, and viciously attack the users, while completely ignoring many other problematic habits.

November 12, 2002

Drugstore Cowboy: Operation: NFL Storm

By Cory Anthony

There are 32 NFL teams, each of them having around 55 players, give or take, on their roster -that's 1,760 men who have dedicated their whole lives to being the biggest, meanest, toughest sons of bitches around.

November 5, 2002

Drugstore Cowboy: Thanks for All the Memories; Next Time Keep Your Hands Off

By Cory Anthony

There are some places in this world where they cut off your hands for stealing. I think Isla Vista should be the place where you get your hands cut off for molesting people.

October 29, 2002

Drugstore Cowboy: Wellstone Leaves Behind Lofty Standards for D.C.’s Politicians

By Cory Anthony

Senator Wellstone always concerned himself with the protection of those basic rights that our nation has promised us.

October 22, 2002

Vandalism Reveals the Power of Your Average Isla Vista Ass

By Cory Anthony

It just appeared there in shining, bright orange, stenciled lettering one morning. My hubcap says "Power Ass." Somebody, it seemed, put a lot of effort into this graffiti. But what could it mean?

October 15, 2002

No Strike and You’re Out

By Cory Anthony

Members of the Coalition of University Employees (C.U.E.) are striking to defend their right to earn living wages. They are also protesting the unfair bargaining tactics and bad faith that they say the University of Cali...

October 8, 2002

A Lesson From Our Fine, Fuzzy, Aussie Friends

By Cory Anthony

One thing to keep in mind when doing research is that there is always another step between where you are and the actual work.

October 3, 2002

The String Cheese Incident | On the Road – Birmingham, AL 4/19/02 | SCI Fidelity

By Cory Anthony

There's really only one word that can properly describe the latest release from Colorado new age hippies The String Cheese Incident, and it rarely escapes the lips of anyone who isn't stoned.

September 30, 2002

An Isla Vista Police Party

By Cory Anthony

"Fuck tha police," screamed Rage Against The Machine frontman Zack de la Rocha over Tom Morello's guitar. What a bad, bad thing to say in this situation, I thought, glancing again out the window into the courtyard of my ...

September 26, 2002

Showering in Good Company

By Cory Anthony

You don't really wanna shower alone, do you?" I never saw myself asking this question of a gorgeous girl without getting slapped in the face. Her reply? "Let's go."