September 20, 2002 Missing Car Turns Up at Towing Company; Police Suspected By Cory Anthony Perhaps it's just my naivet
May 29, 2002 The Key to Successful Laziness Lies in a Great Deal of Hard Work By Cory Anthony If working for the Daily Nexus has taught me anything, it's how to use my time in the most efficient manner possible.
May 15, 2002 My Friendly Advice for I.V’s Bimbos, Bozos and Dealers By Cory Anthony First is a little hint for the ladies (and possibly even some fellas): Wear clothes that fit. Pull up the ol' size zero shorts, suck up the gut, button, zip and breath.