Cory Anthony

September 26, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: This Isn’t Comedy Central?

By Cory Anthony

The circus surrounding the upcoming recall election on Oct. 7 has made California politics the best source of laughs since George W. coined the term "strategery." Wednesday night's debate did not disappoint.

September 19, 2003

Planning Your Future

By Cory Anthony

To call Isla Vista a dilapidated, overcrowded and overpriced slum would be, well, a bit of an understatement. The phrase "student ghetto" comes to mind. Apparently the technical term is "blighted."

June 25, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Governor Schwarzenegger

By Cory Anthony

"Can you spell that one more time, Mr. Governor?"I can already see the veins in Arnie's massive neck bulging, prompting similar action in his forehead. "I already spelled it 10 times: S-C-H-W-A-R-Z-E-N-E-G-G-E-R."

June 5, 2003

Education Isn’t the Only Crucial Part of Your College Experience

By Cory Anthony

For those who have read my column faithfully throughout the year, I owe nothing but my heartiest apologies. I've been abusive, blunt and critical. As, I expect, I will continue to be.

May 14, 2003

UCSB, IVFP Meet Locals on Safety

By Cory Anthony

Students finally got their chance to interrogate police officers at the Associated Students Commission on Public Safety (C.O.P.S) town hall meeting Tuesday.

May 8, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Florists Love Your Mom

By Cory Anthony

Heads up, kids: It's Mother's Day on Sunday. I was just recently made aware of this myself. Immediately recognizing the appropriate thing to do under these circumstances, I panicked.

May 1, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: No Change Comes Easily

By Cory Anthony

Myself, I really don't care about the color of the person who represents me. Or the gender. Or the shoe size. All I want is someone who may be able to get something done.

April 24, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: You Owe Us Bonus Rent

By Cory Anthony

Ron Wolfe and Associates may count as crazy strangers, but being involved in business with them makes them a little more than strangers.

April 24, 2003

Kirby Sold Out Like A Furby

By Cory Anthony

Kirby Puckett was just acquitted of all charges against him in his sexual assault case. Allegedly, he had grabbed a woman in a crowded restaurant and pulled her into a bathroom and grabbed her breast.

April 10, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Know Your Legal Limits

By Cory Anthony

"Can I see some I.D.?" This is the first time somebody's asked me that without blowing an entire evening to hell. I'm finally 21, a day I have been waiting for with explosive anticipation since my junior year in high sch...

March 4, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: The War on Finals Week

By Cory Anthony

I don't plan to still be a passenger when this ship goes down, but I do plan on having a bachelor's degree in English. Which requires, in my case, finishing three more quarters of Chinese after this one.

February 25, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Protesting Protesters

By Cory Anthony

Saturday, Feb. 15, 2003 - millions around the globe unite in an unprecedented outcry against both the upcoming war in Iraq and the United States' ruthless foreign policy.

February 18, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Phinding Valentine’s Day

By Cory Anthony

Malibu, 5:10 p.m., Feb. 14: Valentine's Day. Having been delayed en route to the Phish show at the Great Western Forum in Los Angeles, we have stopped to watch the sunset in a park across PCH from Pepperdine.

February 11, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: They’ve Got the Power

By Cory Anthony

The international circus is in town, folks. You can catch the latest fantastically humorous developments every single day on any number of television channels. My personal favorite is CNN.

February 4, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Another Brick in the Wall

By Cory Anthony

Mr. Bush talked about his administration's achievements and tried to pull a fast one on the public, pretending his No Child Left Behind legislation was already a success.

January 29, 2003

BD/SM 102 Dispels Myths

By Cory Anthony

HeadSpace, a Santa Barbara queer organization, held a BD/SM - bondage and discipline, dominance and submission and sadomasochism - seminar Tuesday night at 7 on the second floor of Girvetz Hall.