Armchair QB

May 11, 2007

So Long #8

By Armchair QB

So Dale Earnhardt Jr. is leaving his father's company. My stepmom and I aren't the best of friends, so maybe I'll become a NASCAR fan now.

May 4, 2007

Warriors!

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Warriors, Warriors.

May 1, 2007

Sharp dressed men

By Armchair QB

King James destroyed the Wizards. At least Gilbert Arenas looked good on the bench showing off the best suit selection in the league.

April 26, 2007

Da’ Baby Bears

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The Chicago Cubs have not been to the World Series since 1945. And with yet another Mark Prior injury, it seems the Cubs will never grow up into papa bears.

April 25, 2007

Royally Inebreated

By Armchair QB

Too bad the Royals are returning the Dom Perignon Torii Hunter bought them. The booze could probably help them to a few wins the way they're playing.

April 24, 2007

Yay-Rod

By Armchair QB

14 home runs in 18 games for A-Rod isn't to shabby. This is either the contract year of contract years, or A-Rod is finally starting to feel the NY love.

April 23, 2007

Pitcher Not a Belly Itcher

By Armchair QB

It seems like the Yankees have not learned pitching is the key to victory.

April 20, 2007

Cold Streak

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Sidney Crosby, the Lebron of the NHL, is out of the playoffs. Not that anyone was paying attention anyway. Wasn't the ice supposed to melt by now?

April 13, 2007

Cupcakes and Japanese Beef

By Armchair QB

Someone please tell Lakers G.M. Mitch 'Cupcake' that it takes more than just Kobe Bryant to make the freaking NBA playoffs.

March 9, 2007

Da Bears

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First UCSB ruins the Bruins hopes of an NCAA national championship, and now Cal wants in on it? Come on Bears, you're going to have to do more than that to keep up with us.

March 8, 2007

Loading the Bases

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Already known as a racist, sexist, and homophobe, John Rocker can now add Human Growth Hormone user to his list. What a resume.

March 7, 2007

Danger Under the Rack

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UNC forward Tyler Hansbrough gets an elbow to the nose and Ron Artest's latest love interest gets slapped across the face. Who ever said basketball was not a contact sport?

March 6, 2007

Swing, Batter Batter

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First Washington decides to stop playing Gonzaga in college basketball and now they want to ban booing in high school sports. Talk about sucking the fun out of life.

March 5, 2007

Shake and Bake

By Armchair QB

Whatever happened to helping out your teammates in NASCAR?

March 2, 2007

You’re Fired

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Donald Trump's dentist needs to get a life, or higher paying clients, if he is seeking compensation for Cory Lidle's crash that ruined his $7 million apartment.

March 1, 2007

Broiled Kazaam

By Armchair QB

After losing Dwayne Wade, Shaq finally felt the heat last night, only it wasn't in Miami. Actually, his season-high 23 points seems more like Wade lit a fire under his ass.