Armchair QB

February 2, 2007

Hey Now, You’re Not An All-Star

By Armchair QB

It looks like Carmello Anthony's little time out was not enough to teach him a lesson. Try a permanent suspension from the 2007 All-Star game.

February 1, 2007

Giant Dilemma

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First the Giants sign Zito for an absurd amount of money and now their contract with Bonds gets rejected? Too bad all that moolah won't even win the west next season.

January 31, 2007

UCSTD?

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The QB is thinking about transferring to Minnesota. With 24 outbreaks of herpes among high school wrestlers, UC Santa Barbara could get a run for its money.

January 29, 2007

Colt Down

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After Barbaro lost 80 percent of his hoof and had two steel pins inserted in it, the QB wonders if Peyton Manning will be the only Colt in danger of being put down this weekend.

January 26, 2007

Don’t Mess With Texas

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Everything is bigger in Texas. And if Sammy Sosa somehow manages to squeak his way into the Rangers' 40 man roster, the bats will be bigger and corkier in 2007.

January 25, 2007

Your Grandma

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In a recent interview

January 24, 2007

Pearls Before Pride

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If Tennessee Head Coach Bruce Pearl can go shirtless in the student section at the Volunteer's women's game, then what's next?

January 23, 2007

Nine Lives

By Armchair QB

They say cats have nine lives. So what does it mean when Bengals cornerback Jonathan Joseph was the ninth Cincinnati player arrested in the past nine months?

January 22, 2007

Attention Saints cornerback Fred Thomas

By Armchair QB

If you get exploited by the worst starting quarterback in the NFL than it’s really time you hang up your cleats.

January 19, 2007

Friday

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If it weren't for stringent airport liquid security

January 18, 2007

Thursday

By Armchair QB

Lakers center Kwame Brown was accused of stealing a birthday cake from a stranger outside of a Los Angeles night club on Nov. 14. Too bad the Suns are blowing out L.A.’s candles.

January 17, 2007