Armchair QB

April 19, 2010

Armchair QB

By Armchair QB

I can't stand Joakim Noah. I just can't. That's not a joke.

January 18, 2008

The Monster Ate Up Our Space

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The Sports Eds aren’t too pleased that Clinton coverage led to a smaller sports page, but you’ve gotta admit, the Cloverfield ad at the bottom of our page is freaking badass.

June 27, 2007

Tank loses a tread.

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Stupid NFL. Tank Johnson was only impaired to the slightest degree! If those cops were in IV for a night, half the town would be behind bars.

June 7, 2007

Quack, Quack, Quack

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The Anaheim Ducks won 6-2 last night to win the Stanley Cup. It's only a matter of time before Snoop Dogg is drinking some gin and juice out of Lord Stanleys mug.

June 1, 2007

No Frills League

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No more alcohol on team planes? The NFL is surely enhancing its rep as the "No Fun League." Maybe if Mr. Goodell had a few drinks with TO, he'd be inclined to change his mind.

May 31, 2007

Denim Odontoceti

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Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was fined $1,000 for punching Bengal Levi Jones in a Vegas brawl. By the way, Porter just signed a deal for $32 million. Good to know the law works.

May 30, 2007

Kobefied Buss

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Lakers owner Jerry Buss was arrested early Tuesday morning on suspicion of DUI. Someone seems to be having a pretty tough time dealing with those Kobe trade rumors...

May 29, 2007

Brighter Motivation

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Clearly an hour-long meeting isn't enough to light a fire under the Yankees. Maybe if Joe Torre smiled a few times the Bombers could get rolling.

May 25, 2007

Brought to you By

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LeBron's Cavs lose by the same score in two straight games and a teammate has a wide-open shot to win in both. Only if LBJ put as much effort into taking over games as he does his commericals.

May 24, 2007

Remember To Stretch

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Randy Johnson aka "The Big Unit" will miss his next start due to forearm tendinitis. Kind of a suspicious injury considering his nickname, wouldn't you say?

May 23, 2007

Against All Odds

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Portland and Seattle beat the odds to win the Oden/Durant draft lottery. Someone should probably make sure that Celtic Die-Hard Bill Simmons is still breathing.

May 22, 2007

“I’m Pregnant !?”

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What's worse than failing a drug test? Having everyone think you did when you didn't. Sorry Chris Henry, someone is out to get you.

May 18, 2007

It’s A Rocket Ship!

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Yankees pitcher Kyle Farnsworth is calling out the Rocket? Uhh who the heck is Kyle Farnsworth? Oh he's the guy with 26 career wins to Roger Clemens' 348.

May 17, 2007

Laughing Stock

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This just in: The NBA is a joke. I'm sorry, but a two-game suspension for throwing elbows and a one-game penalty for defending your teammate do not add up.

May 15, 2007