Warriors, Come Out and Play

After getting beat up by Carlos Boozer, the Warriors trail the Jazz 3-1. Is it too late to tank a few games in hopes of landing Greg Oden?
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So Long #8

So Dale Earnhardt Jr. is leaving his father's company. My stepmom and I aren't the best of friends, so maybe I'll become a NASCAR fan now.
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Warriors!

Warriors, Warriors.
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Sharp dressed men

King James destroyed the Wizards. At least Gilbert Arenas looked good on the bench showing off the best suit selection in the league.
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Da’ Baby Bears

The Chicago Cubs have not been to the World Series since 1945. And with yet another Mark Prior injury, it seems the Cubs will never grow up into papa bears.
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Royally Inebreated

Too bad the Royals are returning the Dom Perignon Torii Hunter bought them. The booze could probably help them to a few wins the way they're playing.
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Yay-Rod

14 home runs in 18 games for A-Rod isn't to shabby. This is either the contract year of contract years, or A-Rod is finally starting to feel the NY love.
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Pitcher Not a Belly Itcher

It seems like the Yankees have not learned pitching is the key to victory.
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Cold Streak

Sidney Crosby, the Lebron of the NHL, is out of the playoffs. Not that anyone was paying attention anyway. Wasn't the ice supposed to melt by now?
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Cupcakes and Japanese Beef

Someone please tell Lakers G.M. Mitch 'Cupcake' that it takes more than just Kobe Bryant to make the freaking NBA playoffs.
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Da Bears

First UCSB ruins the Bruins hopes of an NCAA national championship, and now Cal wants in on it? Come on Bears, you're going to have to do more than that to keep up with us.
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Loading the Bases

Already known as a racist, sexist, and homophobe, John Rocker can now add Human Growth Hormone user to his list. What a resume.
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Danger Under the Rack

UNC forward Tyler Hansbrough gets an elbow to the nose and Ron Artest's latest love interest gets slapped across the face. Who ever said basketball was not a contact sport?
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Swing, Batter Batter

First Washington decides to stop playing Gonzaga in college basketball and now they want to ban booing in high school sports. Talk about sucking the fun out of life.
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Shake and Bake

Whatever happened to helping out your teammates in NASCAR?
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