Lonely Janitor Steals Keys to Hearts, Many Students Left Heartbroken

“I am like, completely heartbroken. He doesn’t even snap me back or respond to my Facebook event invites!” said second-year psych major Susan Cupid.

UCSB Claims Back-to-Back Victories Over Pacific and Fresno

Despite conceding its first loss of the season to UCLA in its previous match, the UCSB men’s tennis team bounced back with two consecutive victories over the weekend.

UCSB Earns First Wins of the Season

Having entered this past weekend winless, the UCSB women’s tennis team ensured that it started its road trip with it first wins of the season.

Women’s Water Polo Nearly Completes Sweep at Triton Invite

It was a successful showing for the No. 9 UCSB women’s water polo team in its first road trip of the season. Results were encouraging as the Gauchos left the Triton Invite 3-1 against the competition.

Gauchos Tied For Third After Earning Season Sweep of Hawaii

Back on the winning track to end a two-game losing streak, the UCSB women’s basketball team had a great shooting performance in its road win at Hawaii.

UCSB Golf Heads to Pro Compression Invitational Hoping For First Place Finish

The Gauchos will look to follow up a great showing at the Folino Invitational today when they head out to The Farms Golf Club.

No. 12 UCSB Drops Sixth-Straight, Go Winless During Road Trip

It has been a rough time away from Rob’s Gym as the No. 12 UCSB men’s volleyball team was unable to hold on to its potential victory over Stanford over the weekend.

Gauchos’ Losing Woes Continue After Loss to CSUN

Still winless on the road, now 0-11, the UCSB men’s basketball team has loss eight consecutive games after enduring another blowout defeat to Cal State Northridge.

Student Contacts Dead Ancestors for Dating Advice

“Performing seances when it isn’t Halloween isn’t great business,” Riley said, “So I figured I would help guide others with their ancestors’ advice on how to get in a relationship just in time for Valentine’s Day.”

UCSB Student Dies On Campus

Police responded to a call at Santa Cruz Residence Hall at approximately 4 p.m. They confirmed at approximately 8:30 p.m. that a student had died.