Valentine’s Day Epiphany: Previously DTF Man Now DTForm a Genuine Relationship

February 16, 2018 by Lauren Jensen

I owe so much to Valentine: he’s looking out for his bros.
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Spice It up with Pumpkin Spice Jungle Juice

October 30, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

Everywhere you go there are pumpkin-spiced treats: cafes, restaurants, bakeries — even Bath & Body Works. If you want to stay home, though, fret not! You too can recreate this delicious taste.
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A Slice of the Upper Crust: Protests Rise Against Dining Commons Bread

June 6, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

The dining commons are well known for their widespread range of bakery items, especially their flavors of homemade breads. However, a group of passionate students have taken it upon themselves to end ...
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Extravaganza Mistaken for ‘Extra’ Festival

May 22, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

A portion of students misinterpreted the name of “Extravaganza,” UCSB’s annual music festival, as something entirely different
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Buffalo Chicken Betrayal: IV Deli Mart Swaps Fry Type

May 4, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

In the past few weeks, students may have noticed a slight alteration in a renowned delicacy at IV Deli Mart.
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Professor Booze Cruise Results in Hijacked Oil Rig

March 27, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

What was meant to be a quiet ocean cruise for several of the school’s esteemed faculty turned into a nightmare of intoxicated hijinks, which included the swift seizure of one of the several oil rigs...
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Time Capsule Unearthed at Campus Point

March 7, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

This past Sunday, third-year economics major Morgan Capano came across a mysterious metal item while hiking the trail around Campus Point.
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Student Contacts Dead Ancestors for Dating Advice

February 13, 2017 by Lauren Jensen

“Performing seances when it isn’t Halloween isn’t great business,” Riley said, “So I figured I would help guide others with their ancestors’ advice on how to get in a relationship just in ...
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