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The Laziest Leggie

February 27, 2006 by

The 'human pledges that, when elected as A.S. President, it won't do silly things like the current administration to make members of the Nexus do more work (see: page six).
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Organs and Logs

February 24, 2006 by

The 'human is unsure of whether or not it should attend the vagina monologues this weekend.
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Aberhuman and Fitch

February 23, 2006 by

The 'human thinks that winter quarter sucks. The homework sucks, the lack of baseball sucks and the weather sucks.
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Revenge of the ‘human

February 22, 2006 by

Alas, the Nexus is competent again! Let the mending process between the 'human and the Nexus begin.
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Tumbleweeds Anyone?

February 17, 2006 by

It's a Friday on the eve of a three-day weekend after the conclusion of midterms. What the hell, no-one is here.
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‘Human see, ‘Human do

February 16, 2006 by

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Vice President Cheney took the blame for shooting his friend with a shotgun. Cheney said, "I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend." Well no ...
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Abstinence Shabstinence

February 15, 2006 by

A recent study shows that Mormons - living in Utah - outweigh non-morms in Utah by an average of 4.6 pounds and have a 14 percent higher chance of obesity.
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Love to Hate

February 14, 2006 by

It's ironic that the 'human will spend today, a day that revolves around love, doing the thing it hates the most: Homework.
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Current Events

February 13, 2006 by

The Vice President shoots his friend with a shotgun? A SWAT team storms a house because a woman gives them the finger?
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Think Outside the Box

February 10, 2006 by

So the 'human was studying at the U-Cen the other day. When the weatherorgan began to get a wee bit aroused, the 'human decided to put one of the computers to good use and look at some good old fashio...
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Don’t Trust Your Instincts

February 9, 2006 by

The 'human knows you love the Nexus and all, but for the love of the weathergod, watch where you're going when walking and reading. The 'human feels like its trying to navigate the Death Star trench w...
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Get the door, it’s free

February 8, 2006 by

Stop the presses! Free pizza's are being given out at Dominos!
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Lunch on me

February 7, 2006 by

A box in nicolletti's is offering free lunch to anyone who makes a worthy suggestion for improvement in the U-Cen.
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Worthless ‘human

February 6, 2006 by

The incompetence of the Seahawks seemed to have rubbed off on the Nexus. Damn this small space that prevents the 'human from making some witty super bowl reference.
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