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Green With Envy

January 12, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

I hate being cock blocked.
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Sandbox Blues

January 11, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

The fact that the words "Leg Council" are in this sentence probably means you've already lost interest. If you're still reading, congratulations, you've finished the crossword puzzle and Sodoku and ha...
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Over Achievers

January 10, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Whenever life gets you down
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Ghost Riding Dirty

January 9, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

There are certain situations in which one should not "ghost ride." Ghost riding the polls by not voting
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Patriotic Grief

January 8, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Of all the things that occurred over winter break, Gerald Ford dying concerns me the least.
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No Name, No Game

December 7, 2006 by The Weatherhuman

The 'human loves presents. However, the 'human does not like enigmas. They're tricky. The 'human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin' hot. In that case, a recount is unneces...
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A Tit Bit Nipplish

December 1, 2006 by The Weatherhuman

It's good to know this cold weather -- provided by yours truly -- hasn't prevented you from wearing a tank top and skirt.
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Oops, We Did It Again

November 30, 2006 by The Weatherhuman

Fuck me. Really, I could use a good fuck after all the corrections this week. Unfortunately, the Weathermate hates mistakes… like Weatherhuman Jr. Correction: In the feature photo “Round A...
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Freedom of Restriction

November 29, 2006 by The Weatherhuman

So the Bush administration isn't too happy about the media using the words "civil war,"
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Weather

November 28, 2006 by The Weatherhuman

If you’re looking for amazing gadgetry and technological excitement, don’t see the new James Bond flick. This edition of the spy series repeatedly hypes up such new-fangled tools as text m...
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Stuffed

November 22, 2006 by Staff

Between my inexperienced aunts cleaning the turkey with ajax and the Weathermum spraying the computer with WD-40 to make it go faster, home at Thanksgiving time is always an adventure. What can else c...
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Another Moment of Zen

November 20, 2006 by Staff

I followed Darwin BondGraham's advice from last week's opinion section (Celeb Talks Fail to Motivate Students, Daily Nexus, Nov. 15, 2006) and opted not to see Jon Stewart on Saturday.
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