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April 10, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Psychoanalysist Lucy Van Pelt once said, "I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong." Peanuts to that.
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Landslide

April 9, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

This marks the 25th year the Weatherhuman has run for A.S. president, and this is going to be the one.
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The Rite Stuff, Take too…

April 6, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

I'm homonymphobic, so I can't right write now.
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The ‘Pickup’ Truck

April 5, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Recently in Texas a woman was indicted for manslaughter after falsely crying rape when her husband caught her and her lover screwing in the bed of a pickup truck, causing her husband to shoot the man.
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Galatic Forces

April 4, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

The 'human brought a movie back to Blockbuster last night.
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Child’s Play

April 3, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Why does the packaging for Plan B warn users to keep it out of the reach of children? Isn't that the objective?
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Meteorology, SB Style

April 2, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Sunny, 85 degrees!
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UCSB Bound

March 9, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Apparently our friends in student government want to erect a statue on campus dedicated to student activism - presumably a gold sculpture of Prometheus with his thumb up his ass.
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Giddy Up

March 8, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

The Breyer Horse toy company rejected the 'human's idea to have a "Godfather"-themed edition. It also said nay to the "Equus"-themed idea.
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Goodbye, Darling

March 7, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

Maybe the Weathermate wouldn't have left if I had just apologized more.
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The Sick Sense

March 6, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

The 'human is feeling under the weather, and no that isn't a joke about self-love.
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Love Children

March 5, 2007 by The Weatherhuman

John Mayer's "Waiting on the World to Change," Nickelback's "If Everyone Cared" and Five for Fighting's "World" are locked in an intense battle for douchebag supremacy.
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