Sports

March 2, 2007

You’re Fired

By Armchair QB

Donald Trump's dentist needs to get a life, or higher paying clients, if he is seeking compensation for Cory Lidle's crash that ruined his $7 million apartment.

March 1, 2007

Matadors Lasso Slumping Gauchos

By Kip Hanson

The hard-luck #4 Gauchos continued their downward spiral last night, extending their first losing streak of the season to three games as they dropped a 3-1 decision to #11 Northridge.

March 1, 2007

Tournament Stake Looms as SB Closes Out Season

By Alex Pavlovic

The UCSB men's basketball team returns home this week with hopes of securing a first round bye in the Big West Tournament.

March 1, 2007

UCSB Remains Poised for Tournament

By Derek Mead

After a tough loss last Saturday to UC Riverside that shattered any hope of winning another Big West conference championship, the UCSB women's basketball team will be getting ready for the Big West tournament in their la...

March 1, 2007

Aggies Roll Into Santa Barbara With Momentum

By Ana Pineda Staff Writer

After a rough week at the Irvine Invitational, the #12 UCSB women's water polo team is ready to leave last week behind and secure a victory against UC Davis (10-4 overall).

March 1, 2007

Broiled Kazaam

By Armchair QB

After losing Dwayne Wade, Shaq finally felt the heat last night, only it wasn't in Miami. Actually, his season-high 23 points seems more like Wade lit a fire under his ass.

February 28, 2007

Gauchos Aim to Leave Losses Behind

By Staff

On the tail end of its first two-game losing streak of the season, the #4 UCSB men's volleyball team continues its road trip tonight at 7, heading to Northridge to face #8 Cal State Northridge.

February 28, 2007

Position Change Helps Harris

By Alex Pavlovic

After spending the summer upgrading his game, Alex Harris is now making a few changes to the Gaucho record books.

February 28, 2007

Surfing For Inlanders

By Hannah Perry

Surfing as a sport has always been a meditative and active way to cleanse one's mind.

February 28, 2007

Melting Witches

By Armchair QB

After hearing about the 'witch hunt' tip from Gary Sheffield, the QB is heading to Scottsdale with a Super-Soaker to melt some steroid juicers.

February 27, 2007

Bears Clobber Gaucho Pitching

By Alex Pavlovic

Although they had a chance to prove themselves against a Pac-10 power this weekend, the Gauchos struggled at the plate and on the mound, dropping a two-game series to Cal (7-7) at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. UCSB (3-5) lost ...

February 27, 2007

UCSB Hits Two Under Par in Honolulu

By Ana Pineda Staff Writer

After a four-month hiatus, the UCSB men's golf team tied Nevada for eighth place at the John Burns Intercollegiate tournament in Honolulu, Hawaii last week.

February 27, 2007

How to Defeat Tiger Woods on the Golf Course

By John Ciccarelli

This is a memo to all PGA golfers who are wondering how to beat a man who has won 12 Major Championships before the age of 32 and is the only golfer to ever hold all four Major Championships at the same time.

February 27, 2007

Peachy Dash

By Armchair QB

Georgia Tech alumn Calvin Johnson ran the 40-yard dash at the NFL Combine in almost 4.31 seconds, about the amount of time it takes Bill Simmons to fart out a column.

February 26, 2007

Santa Barbara Commandeers Big West Championship

By Ana Pineda Staff Writer

The UCSB women's swim team captured the conference title at the 2007 Big West swimming and diving championships this weekend, the 11th title for the squad.

February 26, 2007

Bruins Hand SB Second Straight Loss

By Monique Moyal

The #3 UCSB men's volleyball team that went on a four-match winning streak earlier this month seems to be a completely different squad after this weekend's performance.