Armchair QB

January 10, 2011

AQB: Dear Carmelo,

By Sports Editor

So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey.

January 9, 2011

AQB: On the NFL Playoffs

By Sports Editor

Nearly every NFL team with a higher seed lost this weekend in what can only be described as an old fashioned playoff clusterfuck.

January 5, 2011

AQB: Dear Blake Griffin fans,

By Sports Editor

Ever seen Blake Griffin in drag? Google it. Funny shit.

January 5, 2011

AQB: Dear Big West Schedulers,

By Sports Editor

Well done, Big West. Maybe it's time to rethink those schedules a little bit.

January 3, 2011

Armchair QB: Brett’s Slab

By Sports Editor

Apparently Brett Favre is being sued by team massage therapists for treating them like “hanging slabs of meat.” AQB thought they were the ones that were supposed to be treating his hanging slab of meat. Rookie mistak...

November 16, 2010

AQB: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

By Sports Editor

Reports are that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker may be getting divorced. AQB says:

November 16, 2010

Armchair QB

By Sports Editor

AQB found the following on fourlokostories.com. It’s from Mike S.: “Had four cans of loko and offered a 5 year extension to Donovan McNabb. Thanks Loko.” Well, shit. AQB only got kicked out of Sandbar.

November 9, 2010

AQB: Dear Sports Ed. Ravi,

By Sports Editor

The Hornets took out the Clippers yesterday in a 101-82 rout. AQB says:

November 9, 2010

Armchair QB

By Sports Editor

“People will suffer?” Really Jerry Jones? Relax man. It’s just football. And $90 million of your money. At least your team is trying its best. Isn’t that all you can ask for? It’s not whether you win or lose bu...

November 3, 2010

Armchair QB: On KG’s Trash Talking

By Sports Editor

According to Charlie Villanueva, Kevin Garnett called him a “cancer patient” as trash talk. AQB says:

November 2, 2010

Armchair QB

By Sports Editor

AQB laughed when his friend picked John Wall first in their fantasy draft. “It was my first time doing a draft,” his friend said. “It was an accident,” his friend said. AQB is no longer laughing. His friend no lo...

November 1, 2010

AQB: Dear Bay Area Sports Fans…

By Sports Editor

First the 49ers beat the Seahawks, then the Giants take the World Series? AQB says: “It’s time to prepare for a week of Bay-area douchebag bandwagonry. Be ready.”

October 31, 2010

Armchair QB

By Sports Editor

AQB dedicates this edition of AQB to Sunday mornings. Halloween destroyed him, but espn.com and Sunday morning football eased him into the day well enough to write this blurb.

October 28, 2010

Armchair QB: Heat not so hot?

By Sports Editor

Here’s what’s going to happen with the Heat’s season:

October 22, 2010

Armchair QB

By Sports Editor

AQB usually takes Fridays off because he loves to party, but he felt the need to give a big “What the fuck?” to the union of Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic. Sasha Vujacic? What’s with the most beautiful women in...

October 21, 2010

Dear Wayne Rooney,

By Sports Editor

So Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is sick of his team and wants to leave. AQB says: “Yeah, I wasn’t satisfied with my fine-ass wife and bazillion-dollar salary last year either.”