Armchair QB

February 21, 2011

AQB: An Entertaining All-Star Game?

By Sports Editor

This weekend, Blake Griffin did the impossible: He made the NBA's All-Star game actually relevant!

February 17, 2011

AQB: Vick Rejects Oprah?

By Sports Editor

Michael Vick canceled his appearance on Oprah? Smart move, Mike. She scares AQB too. And thanks for giving AQB something else to talk about besides the Lakers losing to the Cavs.

February 16, 2011

AQB: The Bernie Madoff Defense

By Sports Editor

Bernard Madoff defended Mets owners Fred and Jeff Wilpon the other day, claiming “they knew nothing” about his Ponzi scheme. Fine, but...

February 14, 2011

AQB: Spitting on the Links

By Sports Editor

Sorry for all the Tiger Woods news, but now he’s catching flack for spitting on a green this weekend. In what kind of a “sport” is a competitor not allowed to spit?

February 14, 2011

AQB: Dear Duke…

By Sports Editor

Dear Duke/members of the ACC: You may be better at basketball than we are, but you still live on the East Coast. How does dirty snow taste?

February 2, 2011

AQB: Back to Blake…

By Sports Editor

There’s actually a controversy over whether or not to select Blake Griffin for the West’s All-Star Team? The guy’s averaging 23 points and 13 boards!

February 1, 2011

AQB: Sports Cliches

By Sports Editor

If AQB hears one more sports cliche, he’s going to give it 110 percent, put his best foot forward and be aggressive. Hopefully he can execute.

January 31, 2011

AQB: On LeBron’s Destruction of Cleveland

By Sports Editor

LeBron and the Heat took a big dump on the Cavs yesterday, sending them to their 21st loss in a row. Anyone else remember when owner Dan Gilbert promised a ’ship before the Heat got one?

January 25, 2011

Amchair QB: Super Bowl Titties

By Sports Editor

AQB wants to throw a Superbowl party, yet one roommate is “impartial” to throwing one because he “hates the Steelers and the Packers.” And all AQB wanted was to drink and watch all the commercials with the tittie...

January 24, 2011

AQB: MMA is Gnarly.

By Sports Editor

AQB initially dismissed MMA fighting as classless boxing for the petty borgeoise. Then he watched Urijah Faber highlights.

January 24, 2011

AQB Says: To the letter senders…

By Sports Editor

To the two people who sent e-mails to the Sports Eds. about Julia Speace's NFC/AFC preview:

January 19, 2011

AQB: On Wes Welker’s Foot Jokes

By Sports Editor

AQB was searching for Wes Welker’s foot jokes about Rex Ryan on YouTube when he realized that the NFL doesn’t permit the reproduction of anything without its expressed written consent.

January 19, 2011

AQB: Get off LBJ’s Privates

By Sports Editor

The Miami Heat have lost four games in a row in spite of LeBron James returning from an injury. AQB thinks this might officially be the time for LeBron lovers to get off his nuts. AQB is not being hasty. Go Kobe.

January 17, 2011