Armchair QB

Armchair QB: Heat not so hot?

Here’s what’s going to happen with the Heat’s season:
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Armchair QB

AQB usually takes Fridays off because he loves to party, but he felt the need to give a big “What the fuck?” to the union of Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic. Sasha Vujacic? What’s with the mos...
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Dear Wayne Rooney,

So Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is sick of his team and wants to leave. AQB says: “Yeah, I wasn’t satisfied with my fine-ass wife and bazillion-dollar salary last year either.”
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Armchair QB

This edition of AQB is not that timely, but does Blake Griffin remind anybody else of the albino assassin in the Da Vinci Code? AQB thinks that Griffin’s scarier. There’s never been a better time ...
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Armchair QB

Another sports agent bribing college athletes? Shit. And all this time AQB thought agents had spurned their reputations and become humanity’s finest examples of community and morality.
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