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A.S. It Is: Get Involved With the I.V. Community; Read to a Child

Asthe sun gently falls into the sea and the city of I.V. transforms into a chaotic version of "Animal House," local children run for cover.
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A Hollow Game of Politics

Twenty 3rd District residents, collected from a pool of wealthy North County farmers to the UCSB's College Republicans, served Marshall with notice of their intent to kick her out of office with a spe...
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You have the right to sit on the curb, sucka

There sure were a lot of people dressed up as mean cops this weekend. I had no idea the costume was so popular. The mean cops had talent too – they never drank, or danced, or even cracked a smil...
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A.S. President Doesn’t Have a Clue About Grad Student Housing

Did you know that many graduate students (especially TAs) have to pay more than half their monthly salary in order to afford housing in the community?
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Red Tape: Tune Out Tonight, Every Night for ‘When Reality TV Attacks’

My problem is not so much with reality television. It's more with the fact that it's hard to find anything else on sometimes.
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Use Energy Efficiently for the Future

What role does energy play in your life? What role does oil play in the lives of those around the world?
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KEEE-YAAA! Extreme Quarter

Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year.
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Parking Spots Should Come Before Building

150 to 200 parking spaces are to be eliminated in December, and the administration does not have plans to replace them. This is gross mismanagement on the part of the administration and shows a seriou...
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When the S.M.U.R.F.s Fight UCSB, Bet on Asphalt

In a development that should surprise no one, UCSB's administrators, professors and staffers can't agree where to park it or how to pay for it.
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They Burn Leeches, Right?

The weatherroommates and I are in mourning today
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You Wouldn’t Hit a Guy With Crutches, Right?

"Man you've got glasses I don't wanna hurt you," he stutters, adding "I'm Hawaiian, you don't wanna mess with me."
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A.S. It Is: Building on Home Plate

This project would provide 972 beds for single graduate students over a 312,610-square foot area, on what is currently Storke Field.
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What are the Chances?

Whenever midterms are pinning me down, I try to get some perspective. It could be worse. Atrsweek editor Eric James, for example, just got her wallet stolen in Hollywood by a 7-foot tall drag queen cr...
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We Can (and Should) Dance if We Want To

Since I'm a tall, lanky fucker, I keep my booty-shakin' subtle. Tall, lanky people look like morons when they flap their limbs around the dance floor.
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