I See Mr. Namath’s Potential, So Sack Up And Unleash Him

October 18, 2004 by

At the beginning of this school year, the new sex columnist promised us that his penis would be doing the writing. But instead he writes with a surrogate vagina.
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Big Fat Moore Hypocritically Insists on a Big Fat Ticket Price

September 25, 2003 by

Yesterday I was delighted to find out that Michael Moore would be speaking in Santa Barbara on Friday. I remembered his outburst during the Academy Awards show last year and I thought to myself that t...
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Cops Shouldn’t Harras I.V.’s Lawful Citizens

November 13, 2001 by

The police are supposed to serve and protect. But lately, I have to question who they have actually been protecting.
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