Opinion

February 9, 2004

Moffet Makes Illogical Case Against Janet’s Titty Tease

By Justin Violini

Do women really get that jealous about another women's breasts? I ask this because that, I think, would be the only reason for Amanda Maffett to get upset about the Super Bowl incident and, likewise, the Nexus printing p...

February 9, 2004

I.V. Action Group Leaves Students Out of Parking Solution

By Gail Marshall 3rd District Supervisor

I read with some concern the article written two weeks ago article and associated Nexus staff editorial ("Leggies Hear Criticism of Arnold, I.V. Revelers," Daily Nexus, Jan. 29; "Surrender Your Parking Space!", Daily Nex...

February 6, 2004

Schmuck Hunt

By system

Dick Cheney took the judge handling his Supreme Court case out for a hunting trip. They are saying this might, just might, constitute a conflict of interest. I'd say it does.

February 6, 2004

Writings of the Chronically Brittle

By Drew Atkins

A vast conspiracy exists against me; I'm convinced of it. I can't put my finger on a possible ringleader or a grand design, and I don't know what the intricacies of the plot are, but it's clear that the whole thing invol...

February 6, 2004

Anti-Buttny Pamphlets Deliver Misinformation, Comedy

By Shawn Moura

If you've received the anti-Buttny attack mailing titled "Can We Afford Any More of John Buttny?" I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Aside from the lovely, colored, glossy paper that the ad is printed on, it contain...

February 6, 2004

Just Big Words? Or an Egregious, Abominable Verbosity?

By Katherine Drabiak

Working my way through my visual literacy reading this past week, I was unexpectedly engaged by one of the articles. I know not many people regard weekly reading as enthralling as other activities.

February 6, 2004

Artsweek Further Exposes Janet’s Star-Spangled Boob

By Amanda Maffett

I feel that it was in very ill taste to display five images of Janet Jackson's bare breast in the Artsweek section of the Feb. 5 edition of the Daily Nexus.

February 6, 2004

Wear a Helmet or Splatter Your Brains on the Street

By Jeff Yolles

I'm not sure why it is, but, after repeated random observations, I've become aware that hardly any students wear helmets while riding bicycles.

February 6, 2004

Guy With a Fez Hot Line

By system

You've seen him on campus, walking around with what looks like an upside-down flower pot on his head. But don't think this distinguished gentleman has lost his mind. Instead, he's wisely chosen to adorn his noggin with a...

February 5, 2004

Bozo Goes to Washington

By system

Martha Stewart is getting ratted out by a temp who overheard some insider trading action. She should have known trusting one of those urban drifters was not a good thing - they'll drop dime quicker than John Kerry can ma...

February 5, 2004

A.S. It Is: National Leaders in Change

By Ginger Gonzaga

In 1964 UC Berkeley was flooded with pools of students who stood on police cars surrounding Sproul Hall. These activists turned their heads away from authority and instead gazed up at the student leaders who shouted pass...

February 5, 2004

Prohibition Didn’t Work and Never Will

By Alex Messina

First off, I'd like to say that I do respect our law enforcement. I'm fully aware that laws are necessary for our society to function and it falls on someone to enforce them. I think that, for the most part, the police d...

February 5, 2004

What’s Your Problem?

By system

"I think I might be autistic. People just tell me, 'Hey Chris, seriously, I think you're autistic.'"

February 4, 2004

Ass-Baring Embarrassments

By Kate Rice

Bizarre sexual experiences happen to people all the time. You can either watch them in a porno, read about them in some tabloid magazine or wait for the next Paris Hilton sex video on the Internet.

February 4, 2004

Super Stupor, Floppy Hooter

By system

How about Janet Jackson's righty? That thing was corny looking. It looked like one of those fake feet that people have hanging out of their car trunk.

February 4, 2004

Howie Dean’s Record Screams Very Well of Him

By Adam Graff

Just when it looks like the Democrats are finally ready to reject their accommodating past and nominate Howard Dean, a candidate who time and time again has unashamedly stood for democratic principles, the world turns up...