“I think I might be autistic. People just tell me, ‘Hey Chris, seriously, I think you’re autistic.'”
Chris Maffeo
sophomore, CCS Physics

“Janet Jackson’s boob. It was counteractive to everything that’s been done to further the progress of the women’s movement.”
Nick Robertson
freshman, dramatic arts

“The Chilito’s guy screwed me over with the sour cream and guacamole.”
Ashley Harrell
sophomore, vocal performance

“I got stuck in a year long lease and I can’t find a subleaser.”
Evan Jerkunica
sophomore, electrical engineering

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