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October 10, 2006 by

Not that the 'human actually reads the articles in this paper
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Microsoft Shows It Can Speak Apple’s Language

October 10, 2006 by Matt Suedkamp

Who reading this has an iPod? Who here has used iTunes? Wow, that sure is a lot of people... Anyhoo, who here has had their iPod and iTunes drive them crazy with all the crazy file restrictions and la...
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Passing Gas: Introductory Classes Make Me Puke

October 9, 2006 by Zach Phillips

This school incorporates thousands of California's top high school and transfer students every year, and then cripples the drive and motivation that made them top students by forcing them to traverse ...
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Master Debaters

October 9, 2006 by

If you didn’t watch the gubernatorial debate on Saturday, you probably have a life. That said, the quote of the evening goes to Arnie: “I can tell by the joy I see in your eyes that you lo...
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Beware of the Fluff: There Is No Quitting the Facebook Drug

October 9, 2006 by Nicki Arnold

I checked my Facebook 58 times today. No, not literally. I'm obviously being sarcastic and saying such a large number for effect, you moron, but you get it.
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ÀQué Onda Guero?: Americans Are Losing Touch

October 9, 2006 by Adam Wenger

In response to Courtney Stevens' editorial ("Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions," Daily Nexus, Oct. 3), I'd be remiss not to point out how her use of political rhetoric overshad...
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Columnist Fails to See Benefit of UCLA Admissions

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National Champions Drown SB in Opener

October 9, 2006 by Cassie Harris

The #9 UCSB men's water polo team came up short against its first conference opponent this weekend, losing to #1 USC on Friday.
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Freedom Territory: Plant Your Flag in My Capitol Hill, Sir

October 6, 2006 by Eric Hedlund

It's mud-wrestling season on Capitol Hill, and it seems everybody wants to strip down and wrestle virile young men a fraction of their age in a deep puddle of thick gooey sex-mud. Of course, I'm refer...
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The Mark Side of UCSB: A Bruised Ego Is Better Than a Bruised Knuckle

October 6, 2006 by Mark Batalla

Ever find a person on campus or in I.V. who deserved a good, old punch to the face? I know I've met my fair share.
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He Said, She Said: Boundaries Are Limitless With Male Manipulators

October 6, 2006 by Nick Durnhofer

Hey girl, you feelin' alright? You look like you could use a nice back massage. Here, allow me. You like that? Yeah, hehe, awesome. Um, I mean, so what seems to be the problem?
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He Said, She Said: Getting What You Want Is One Mini Skirt Away

October 6, 2006 by Nikki Arnold Columnist

Girls are manipulative bitches. We get what we want, where we want it, when we want it. Guys, just think about how many drinks you've bought that cute girl eyeing you across the room.
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Pack Some Spontaneity

October 4, 2006 by Jenny Paradise

"Oh yes, honey, missionary again, well okay, harder..." PTHHPPTH. Before you know it, you're lying in bed not-so-blissfully ignorant of the sex you could be having, but lacking the knowledge or sex to...
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