Opinion
The scream from the bathroom could have woken the dead. My friend sat horrified on the toilet holding what could only be described as a bright yellow deflated balloon - which she had just pulled out o...
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"Let's get naked and start the revolution!" I yelled, while waving a double-sided pink dildo around in the air. I pushed the up and down buttons on the FT elevators to ensure that any elevator passing...
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We have seen what a costly and twisted mess can be made by a bunch of arrogant and conniving neo-cons if they are allowed to run amuck.
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I am disappointed with the portrayal of the Office of Student Life/Lies as impartial administrators of the law in the article ("Food Law Ties Yoga Club in a Knot," Daily Nexus, Oct. 13, 2006).
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The first amendment of our constitution states, "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech."
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Under normal circumstances, it takes a lot to entice a former Gaucho to write in to the Nexus. Under normal circumstances, we'd be reluctant to waste your time and valuable sex column space giving you...
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I'm sure by now you have noticed all the hot pink posters with the organizations that support and will benefit from the Students' Initiative. We were shocked to see that our organization, Take Back th...
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By now, I'm sure (or hoping) you've all heard of the Student Initiative, which, if passed, will increase the Associated Students' lock-in fee by a flat $100. But what you probably haven't seen littere...
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You're sitting in lecture, trying desperately to stay awake. You keep looking at the clock but it seems to have stopped moving. Suddenly your leg vibrates once and you spring to life. You automaticall...
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Most university students are young and healthy, so for them the issue of healthcare and how our society finances it is not of great concern.
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"You are not an automaton." The glossy Princeton Review ad was right, I am not an automaton.
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
