Opinion
While we may not come together on many issues, my mother and I see eye to eye on the important stuff. You know, like agreeing "The Thing" was Kurt Russell's best performance and that Alfred Hitchcock ...
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I'm having an existentialist crisis. Ever since I heard mention of the Apollo program, I've always wanted to be an astronaut.
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I would have to say most of us survived Halloween more or less intact. I
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This Thanksgiving, some of you will be heading out of sunny California and into regions where the weather is less forgiving. If you're going somewhere warmer, I salute you and will be shivering with e...
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Imagine being disabled at UCSB. If you arrive by bus there are no tactile markers to direct you to a sidewalk. If you go too far to the right there is a busy bicycle circle, veer too far left and you'...
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"Sex is not a drug." Dr. Drew's words resonated throughout the small conference room I shared with him and eleven other college columnists and journalists. I attended the Trojan Journalism Roundtable ...
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Beer pong is a great American game that is played throughout dormitories, homes and bars all over the world. I believe that it is one of the greatest drinking games ever and, despite its simplicity, i...
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He's a funny man, that's not the question. Funny, and his politics are right on.
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On October 31, the words "Fuck Niggers" were found on a San Nicolas Residence Hall stairwell - a hint of d
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I have never had a man turn down oral sex. A friendly fellatio is usually well received when done correctly - and, let's be honest, even when it's not. Since midterms are winding down, everyone could ...
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Bring on the machines! Please, I am begging you, oh, ogre of mediocrity that is UCSB housing: Bring on the freaking machines! What machines are these, pray tell? They are the little sensors that shoul...
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The Democrats are the superior political party. I admit it. At the game of politics which, according to dictionary.com, means "taking advantage of a political situation or issue, exploiting a politica...
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OK, I know I normally devote this space to exploring various parts of California, but there are far more important and pressing matters to discuss this week. I'm talking about a revolution within our ...
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CSOs at the frats
Barefooter anywhere but 68 block
Senior at De La Guerra Dining Commons
Sober on a Lime scooter
A condom in a frat house
A condom in a frat house
Electronic dance music at 9 a.m.
The sun during June gloom
Your ex at thanksgiving dinner
A black bear in South Hall
Chancellor Yang at Sunday Funday
Surfer at their 8 a.m.
