Opinion
"Sex is not a drug." Dr. Drew's words resonated throughout the small conference room I shared with him and eleven other college columnists and journalists. I attended the Trojan Journalism Roundtable ...
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Beer pong is a great American game that is played throughout dormitories, homes and bars all over the world. I believe that it is one of the greatest drinking games ever and, despite its simplicity, i...
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He's a funny man, that's not the question. Funny, and his politics are right on.
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On October 31, the words "Fuck Niggers" were found on a San Nicolas Residence Hall stairwell - a hint of d
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I have never had a man turn down oral sex. A friendly fellatio is usually well received when done correctly - and, let's be honest, even when it's not. Since midterms are winding down, everyone could ...
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Bring on the machines! Please, I am begging you, oh, ogre of mediocrity that is UCSB housing: Bring on the freaking machines! What machines are these, pray tell? They are the little sensors that shoul...
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The Democrats are the superior political party. I admit it. At the game of politics which, according to dictionary.com, means "taking advantage of a political situation or issue, exploiting a politica...
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OK, I know I normally devote this space to exploring various parts of California, but there are far more important and pressing matters to discuss this week. I'm talking about a revolution within our ...
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After constructing an impressive $30 Beirut beauty on our back balcony this summer, my roommates and I have come to the conclusion that we were born to play beer pong - along with the rest of Isla Vis...
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Editor, Daily Nexus, The article in the Nexus somewhat mischaracterized the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors’ subcommittee that was appointed to look into the Halloween celebration in I...
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Editor, Daily Nexus, Instead of punishing 100 percent of the Isla Vista community for the crimes of which we commit only 20 percent, why doesn’t Brooks Firestone focus on excluding the out-of-to...
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“Greased Lightnin’” from “Grease”
Sunset waltz from “La La Land”
“Thriller” by Michael Jackson
Frat flick
“Macarena” by Los Del Río
“Gangnam Style” by PSY
“Swan Lake” by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Renegade
“Cell Block Tango” from “Chicago”
“The Last Text” from “Dance Moms”
Flossing
All of “Hamilton”
