Gaucho FYI Addresses the Right Problems With the Wrong Tactics
Catie J. Parker exposes the issues with the mandatory Gaucho FYI curriculum.
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A Newbie’s Guide to Threesomes
An anonymous gaucho shares the secrets for having a successful threesome.
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Why a DIY Vasectomy May Be a “Better Bet” Than Upgrading Your Light Bulbs
Raveen Sivashanker discusses the implications of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement and shares why he thinks we should hear them out.
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Body Neutrality is Anything But Neutral
Anabel Costa became her best self by being body neutral, and believes this might be a better path to self love for others as well.
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A Social Media Awakening
Grace Wiley shares her realizations regarding the motivations behind the "perfect" posts on her feed.
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Not My Language, Still My Family
Anabel Costa argues that you don't need to speak the same language to become acquainted — you just have to know how to say "fucker."
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The Fault in Our Star Signs
Does astrology have all the answers? Pei Ja Anderson pulls back the curtain on the Co-Star craze.
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No Clue, No Time — No Problem
Jordan Curiel shares her struggle with deciding on a major and shares why you shouldn't let time limit your decisions.
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What Does Family Mean in 2019?
Joshen Mantai discusses the evolution of our definition of family.
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Fried Rice and Five Guys: The Struggles of an Asian Guy
Sam Suh searches for the cause of his roommate's terrible cooking skills.
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Why You Should Learn Another Language
Carley Weiler share insights gained from her recent trip to learn Spanish in Costa Rica.
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The Puerto Rican Protests: A Lesson in Democracy
In light of recent protests in Puerto Rico, Nina Nazario discusses the importance of this victory to democracy as a whole.
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Netflix’s “Tall Girl” Falls Short
Harper Lambert cuts Netflix's latest original film, "Tall Girl" down to size.
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A Freshman’s I.V. Survival Guide
Melanie Ziment doles out tips and tricks for staying safe and having fun in Isla Vista.
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Chronically single
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
“Casual” by Chappell Roan
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
“Atmosphere” by FISHER
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
The entire shared playlist with their ex
Leo
July 23 - August 22
“Je te laisserai des mots” by Patrick Watson
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
“If Only” by The Marías
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Their ex’s old voice memos
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
White noise
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
“ceilings” by Lizzy McAlpine
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
“Marvins Room” by Drake
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
“KLOusFRENS” by Bad Bunny
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
“Somebody Else” by The 1975
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