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Media Claims Everything Kills

We're all going to die. Whether it's terrorism, global warming or just old age, it's sadly going to happen. When comedian Sacha Baron Cohen - of "Borat" fame - had his character Ali G ask the United S...
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Rain, Rain, Go Away

Due to budget constraints the Weathercolumn has been outsourced to India for $4 an hour.
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Special Interest Piece Deserves Weekly Print

The Daily Nexus is at its best when it goes the day unnoticed, untouched and unread, and is at its worst when it achieves notoriety through its characteristic vulgarity and slander.
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Meals on Wheels

This Weathercoupon good for one meal at the "2007 Cookout Protest," hosted by the 'human and held across the way from the anti-nuclear weapons hunger strikers/people in need of a crash diet posing as ...
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“Cali” Gloss Deceives Out-of-Staters

I got back in touch with one of my good friends from Atlanta over the weekend. Our conversation went as follows:
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Outage Illuminates Its Bonding Power

On Tuesday, I came back from one of the best single day excursions I've had in the San Fernando Valley to find that the power had gone out at UCSB.
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U.S. Needs Hate Crime Legislation

Last week marked the 17th annual Queer Pride Week at UCSB.
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I See Dead Hobbits

Currently number two on the New York Times best sellers hardcover fiction list is the recently released novel, The Children of Húren, written by a man (J.R.R. Tolkien, sound familiar?) who died o...
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Protesters Lack Key Facts on Nukes, UC

As a graduate student, I received a letter in my mailbox this past week encouraging me to support the movement against University of California involvement in the nuclear labs at Los Alamos National L...
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Darkness Falls

Last night blew up like an embassy in Africa.
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Get Together, Stop Blue Balls Forever

Picture this: You're a guy hanging out at Sam's To Go, downing a pitcher with your friends and enjoying this sweltering heat, when you catch the eye of a sexy stranger.
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