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Cabinet Member ‘Human

So Obama's quickly filling out his cabinet, and I think he should seriously consider hiring a Meteorology czar.
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Lose God Using Six-day Challenge

With the passing of Proposition 8, religious “moralsâ€
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Take Advantage of UCSB

The idea of graduating next year scares me. To be whisked away to the world of gray and eight-hour days does not sound appealing. I feel as if I literally have only a year and a half to have fun.
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He Said, She Said: Night vs. Day Drinking

Thursday is the only day of the week I can go to class with a smile on my face. The sun will be shining, the children will be gallivanting and, without fail, a night of shenanigans will ensue.
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He Said, She Said: Night vs. Day Drinking

Friday morning. As the sun ascends over Isla Vista, a mist that smells of wet grass and stale beer wafts through Del Playa Drive, and I â€" I am pouring myself a Jack and Coke.
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The Joys of Grammar

Athletes (and Bob Dole) have completely stolen the third person away from the rest of us. "T.O. is just looking out for T.O." You know what Terrell? The 'human's been using that particular method of s...
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Respect the Sexy Ladies

Just to warn you up front, I'm choosing to put the kink on the shelf this week in an effort to clear up a misconception that surprisingly still exists.
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Courts Will Right Unjust Laws

Everywhere I look, people are angry about Prop 8. I'm not entirely sure where it came from. Yes, there is now an amendment to our constitution that defines marriage as only between one man and one wom...
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Bikers Beware

Note to clueless freshmen, dumbass sorostitutes, arrogant bros and scofflaw pedestrians: LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING ROUNDABOUT. I can’t stand it when some blond bimbo on her cell phone nearly ru...
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Mary J’s Medicine

Cannabis is one of the oldest medicines known to man. The Chinese recognized the medicinal and "magical" properties of which many are fond. Ancient Egypt, India, the Middle East and later Europe all h...
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U.S. Politics, the French Way

I never imagined that I would watch the results of my first presidential election on my laptop. In the middle of the night. Alone in my apartment… in France. However, studying in France has give...
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Burgle Bums Are No Fun

Halloween may be behind us, but like that overly spicy taco from the questionable food van parked down the street, there are still some lingering after effects that some may be hesitant to talk about....
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The HunchGaucho of Notre Storke

One of the perks of being the 'human is my many visits to the restricted areas of campus.
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Registered Voters Do Rock the Vote

In regards to “UCB Gives Concert to Berkeley,” pulished on Nov. 13; there would be no shame in losing a voter registration competition to UC Berkeley, indeed it is what should be expected....
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Courts Protect Citizens From Bigotry and Hate

I was deeply disturbed by Zac Gates’ letter to the editor titled “I Voted Yes on Prop 8 and I Am Not Ashamed,” (Daily Nexus, Nov. 14). Gates is entitled to his opinion, but his justi...
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