InterNexus

Nicki’s Nifty News: Try This, It’s Disgusting

May 19, 2008 by

I went to a Eurotrash party this weekend. Even though I spent four months in Europe, I realized I have absolutely no idea what it...
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My Reasons to Smile

May 16, 2008 by

Despite the seventh-week slump so many of us find ourselves in right about now, there are still a crap-ton of things that make me smile lately.
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Nicki’s Nifty News: Will You Go to Prom With Me?

May 14, 2008 by

Ah, prom season. It's the most epic time of high school for way too many girls and not enough boys. My friends and I spent hours poring over dress catalogs, booking limos, fighting over where pictures...
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I’ve Come to Reclaim Your Country On Behalf of Her Majesty, Queen of England: I Like My Muffins Puffy

May 14, 2008 by

You are all being lied to this very minute. Every food store that you know of is lying to you as you read this. They claim to sell “English Muffins” and “English Scones.” Now, ...
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Video Coverage of David Horowitz

May 13, 2008 by


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Battling the Evil That is a Car Salesman

May 13, 2008 by

Flashback: Four years ago, I went to that very special place everyone loves to hate - the car dealership. It still leaves a bad taste in my mouth every time I think about it. The day had come when it ...
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Can’t We Just Cuddle?

May 12, 2008 by

When I started college, I had a strict "No Touching" policy. Then I got friends who yelled at me for not hugging them enough, so I started opening up my arms to them more.
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Stringent Stores Nix Coors for Foreigners

May 12, 2008 by

Apart from forcing my friends and family to come to this page, I'm convinced no one is actually reading this of their own accord -- but I'm going to carry on anyway. Some of you reading this may not h...
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To My Dearest Mother

May 9, 2008 by

Because we're headed into a nasty recession, lots of people aren't spend...
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Nicki’s Nifty News: Mom Says I Should Be a Professor

May 7, 2008 by

The San Francisco Chronicle recently put together a database of the University of California's top earners. Over 17,000 of...
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Don’t Call on Me, Telemarketers

May 6, 2008 by

It never fails; you will be sitting in front of your T.V. watching your favorite show and the phone rings. No, it is not the guy saying, "Hello Sydney," it's worse: It's a damn telemarketer trying to ...
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How Much for the Puppy in the Window?

May 5, 2008 by

I'm a dog person. Cats are just too bitchy for my liking. I never really realized how much of a dog person I am until I got to college, a.k.a. the time when you learn how freaky you actually are. My f...
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Gaming Communism: Mario Kart Wii Attempts an Equalized Playing Field for Hardcore and Casual Gamers

May 5, 2008 by

Back in the 1980s, games were impossibly difficult. Anyone who has ever tried to make their way through old-school Nintendo Entertainment System mainstays such as Ghouls 'n Ghosts, Super Mario Bros.: ...
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Guide to Being Politically Correct in 1,000 Steps or Fewer

May 2, 2008 by

I try my damnedest to be politically correct whenever I can. They're people with disabilities, not disabled people. She is African American, not black - even though I'm white, not European American. H...
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Video Coverage of ASPB Extravaganza Flashmob

May 1, 2008 by


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