Baseball

January 31, 2005 by


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Swimming

January 31, 2005 by

The University of Nevada, Las Vegas, defeated both the UCSB men
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Heavy Metal

January 28, 2005 by

Today in short fiction: John Sledge eyed the door. There was light and he could hear noises beyond. He drew his gun and threw his shoulder at the door.
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One Nation Under the Influence

January 27, 2005 by

According to the all-knowing TVs in the UCen, about 0.7 percent of the world's population is drunk at any given moment. That's a lot of drunk people - over 40 million - enough to form an entire countr...
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January 27 – February 4, 2004

January 27, 2005 by

Whether you're in the mood for a rousing jig or a rambunctious mosh, you'll be sure to find what you're looking for tonight. Irish punk rockers Flogging Molly will be tearing up the UCSB Hub tonight a...
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Whoa… Story Assignment…

January 26, 2005 by

Dude, there's a correction today. I guess we got a bit confused while reporting on the joint-rolling contest. Let's face it... all the joints were pretty damn good.
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Made in the Storke Socialist Republic

January 25, 2005 by

I already thought "What Not to Wear" was a pretty socialist show, but North Korea has taken it one step further with its new TV series, "Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance With Socialist Lifestyle."
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Landslide of Notes

January 25, 2005 by


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Penny for My Thoughts

January 24, 2005 by

I hate pennies. They're like the quick-breeding, out-of-control bunnies of the monetary world. Back in 2001, one courageous congressman, Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.), introduced legislation calling for its eli...
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Does God Like Pizza?

January 21, 2005 by

According to a recent poll, only one-third of Americans believe in the theory of evolution. Upon learning this, I was a bit puzzled by how people can be so skeptical of scientific research.
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And Four to Grow On

January 20, 2005 by

If this is your birthday, happy birthday! A parade will be held in your honor down Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. this afternoon.
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So You Don

January 20, 2005 by

Due to the overwhelming amount of responses to Nathanial Page
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Junior High Prom Heats Up

January 19, 2005 by

Management consultant William Fried recently told a bunch of Bay Area eighth graders that they could make up to $250,000 per year as an exotic dancer (depending on their bust size, that is).
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Down on the Corner, Out in the Street

January 19, 2005 by

A group of freshmen search for housing for the upcoming 2005-06 year on the 6600 block of Pasado Road on Saturday. To secure a place, students have to start looking early due to the limited space ava...
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La Cumbre

January 18, 2005 by

Everyone and their mother
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