Research and Search and Research

February 23, 2005 by Staff

Damn those bastards who check out every book in the library right before the big paper is due.
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Rained Out

February 23, 2005 by Staff

The Lincoln Bedroom

February 22, 2005 by Staff

I hope everyone had a happy Presidents' Day. I celebrated my day off in honor of Calvin Coolidge, who slept a mandatory 11 hours per day.
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The Sky is Falling

February 22, 2005 by Staff

The Sky Is Falling

February 18, 2005 by Staff

The deluge has begun! Repent, sinners, repent!
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In Bold Fashion

February 17, 2005 by Staff

I have the perfect solution for those people who have a problem deciding what to wear: Just don't do laundry. Like, ever.
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Proceed With Caution

February 17, 2005 by Staff

A skater in the Arbor passes sophomore Bill Shiebler, who is part of the human wall to exemplify the obstacles that face disabled people every day on sidewalks and pathways.
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February 17 – February 24, 2005

February 17, 2005 by Staff

In celebration of Black History Month, the Santa Barbara African Heritage Film Series will be sponsoring a presentation of the film "One Love." A reception will immediately follow the screening at the...
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Message From the Stars

February 16, 2005 by Staff

You may have noticed that yesterday's paper omitted a horoscope for Pisces. Sorry, some of the stars were tired and needed a day off.
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Not In Kansas Anymore

February 15, 2005 by Staff

And here I thought I.V. was crowded. Authorities who were rescuing people from a potentially fatal gas leak in a duplex last night found that there were 25 people living inside
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I Hate Valentine’s Day, so Date Me

February 14, 2005 by Staff

Hey kids! Be sure to check today's opinion pages for the personal ads disguised as columns or letters to the editor.
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Let’s Drink to Our Fine Water

February 11, 2005 by Staff

Today is supposed to be the last day that they're cleaning the pipes, which means I.V.'s water will be back to normal - whatever that is.
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Get Lei’d

February 11, 2005 by Staff

Sophomore Hannah Laiken struts her stuff as auctioneer Jeremy Avitan deals with the eager crowd of 200 at Hillel on Thursday night. Laiken was auctioned for $300 as part of a fundraiser at the annual ...
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