Message From the Stars
By Staff
February 16, 2005 at 7:59 am
You may have noticed that yesterday’s paper omitted a horoscope for Pisces. Sorry, some of the stars were tired and needed a day off. If this ever happens again, just pick one of the other signs – Aries is usually pretty good – and carry on. Your day will suck regardless.
Wednesday’s forecast: Today is a 0 – cower in bed, Pisces. Cower!