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October 6, 2005

Leg Council Approves Use of Student Fees to Oppose Prop 76

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A.S. Passes Resolution to Appropriate Funds in Preparation for Potential Legal Battle with UCOP

October 4, 2005

Board Blocks Ben Stein Funding

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The Campus Republicans tried to win Ben Stein's money at last night's meeting of the Associated Students Finance Board, but instead left with $300 to cover the advertising costs of their event. Following a discussion ove...

September 26, 2005

Relatively Peaceful Weekend for UCPD, IVFP as SB Students Return

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The Isla Vista Foot Patrol (IVFP) and the UC Police Dept. (UCPD) made several arrests this past weekend as students returned en masse to the campus and I.V.

March 28, 2005

That General Time of Year

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Yesterday was the first Sunday after the first full moon following the vernal equinox. That is how the date of Easter is determined each year. Does that make sense to you? Of course it does.

March 4, 2005

Turds and Tulips

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Jagged, painful turds to the police for trying to end decades of biker rule with a ticket-happy crackdown. Safe, dry tulips to the local groups and establishments that contributed aid money for tsunami victims in Southea...

March 4, 2005

Martha’s Baked Honey Mustard Plover

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Uh oh. Martha is back on the streets again, free to inflict her domestically perfect lifestyle and recipes upon us all.

March 4, 2005

All Bets Are On

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From left to right, freshman Mackenzie Mee-Lee, junior Joshua Spertell, sophomore Ryan Mock, senior David Eghbali, junior Hamid Tahsildoost and junior Tony DiNoto gather around the table for a round of poker at the 2nd a...

March 3, 2005

Cyber Castaways

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I recently read some poll results - either that or I'm making it up - that said most Americans, if they could take one thing with them to a desert island, would bring the Internet.

March 3, 2005

It’s Raining, It’s Pouring

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March 3, 2005

UC Briefs: March 3, 2005

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An international student at UC Berkeley is in a coma after his car was hit by another car involved in a police chase for suspected drug activity.

March 3, 2005

March 3 – March 10, 2005

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Boasting an all-star lineup, Red Gun Radar makes a pit stop today in Storke Plaza. The band, which is comprised of both Finch and Guttermouth alumni, is currently touring with Home Grown and Unwritten Law.

March 2, 2005

Lions and Tigers and Ligers, Oh My

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A "liger" - the combination of a lion and tiger - is a real thing and is, according to the director of conservation at the Minnesota Zoo, "the production of freaks by people who have freaky minds."

March 1, 2005

Whiter Shade of Lame

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Today I saw a commercial advertising a revolutionary(!) teeth-whitening product that can make your teeth

March 1, 2005

Cops and Robbers

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February 28, 2005

Weather for Dummies

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I discovered recently that the "... for Dummies" books are now available in VHS and DVD. Apparently, "Dummies" books are too smart for some people; they need the movie version instead.

February 28, 2005