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February 25, 2005

A Party Is Due

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On this day in history: Lieutenant Governor Hamilton engages to deliver up to Col. Clarke, Fort Sackville as it is at present with all the stores, ammunition, & provision &c. &c...

February 24, 2005

Like Vintage Wine

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Today I was in a lecture given by some guy, and these 80-year-old ladies next to me thought the guy was named "Richard Hickey."

February 24, 2005

February 24- March 3, 2005

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Tonight, the MultiCultural Center's Student Series continues with "Society: A Mixture of Cultures" with Teatro Sabroso Delicioso. The presentation will consist of a series of comical plays about individual and communal i...

February 23, 2005

Research and Search and Research

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Damn those bastards who check out every book in the library right before the big paper is due.

February 23, 2005

Rained Out

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February 22, 2005

The Lincoln Bedroom

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I hope everyone had a happy Presidents' Day. I celebrated my day off in honor of Calvin Coolidge, who slept a mandatory 11 hours per day.

February 22, 2005

The Sky is Falling

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February 18, 2005

The Sky Is Falling

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The deluge has begun! Repent, sinners, repent!

February 17, 2005

In Bold Fashion

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I have the perfect solution for those people who have a problem deciding what to wear: Just don't do laundry. Like, ever.

February 17, 2005

Proceed With Caution

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A skater in the Arbor passes sophomore Bill Shiebler, who is part of the human wall to exemplify the obstacles that face disabled people every day on sidewalks and pathways.

February 17, 2005

February 17 – February 24, 2005

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In celebration of Black History Month, the Santa Barbara African Heritage Film Series will be sponsoring a presentation of the film "One Love." A reception will immediately follow the screening at the Cabrillo Pavilion A...

February 16, 2005

Message From the Stars

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You may have noticed that yesterday's paper omitted a horoscope for Pisces. Sorry, some of the stars were tired and needed a day off.

February 15, 2005

Not In Kansas Anymore

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And here I thought I.V. was crowded. Authorities who were rescuing people from a potentially fatal gas leak in a duplex last night found that there were 25 people living inside

February 14, 2005

I Hate Valentine’s Day, so Date Me

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Hey kids! Be sure to check today's opinion pages for the personal ads disguised as columns or letters to the editor.

February 11, 2005

Let’s Drink to Our Fine Water

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Today is supposed to be the last day that they're cleaning the pipes, which means I.V.'s water will be back to normal - whatever that is.

February 11, 2005

Get Lei’d

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Sophomore Hannah Laiken struts her stuff as auctioneer Jeremy Avitan deals with the eager crowd of 200 at Hillel on Thursday night. Laiken was auctioned for $300 as part of a fundraiser at the annual Kosher Love Luau, be...