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The House committee on steroids is not going to offer immunity to Roger Clemens. Aww, poor Rocket. All I can say is that the prison stickball team with Bonds and Clemens on it is going to freaking dom...
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Fashion Show To Benefit Threatened SB Coast

Surfers and fashion lovers alike will strut their stuff downtown as the Santa Barbara Surfrider Foundation puts on its first annual Martinis & Bikinis fashion show and cocktail party to help protect a...
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Props to Avi and C.O.B. for cashing in on their success as Gauchos.
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UC Briefs

The number of teenagers satisfied with a sexless existence declines sharply with age, according to a new study released by scientists at the University of California, San Francisco.
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Police Blotter

Sunday, Dec. 30, 9:00 p.m. - An officer performing a routine traffic stop at the intersection of Pardall Road and Embarcadero del Mar was rudely interrupted when a woman drunkenly stumbled between his...
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The Lineup

1. It's been called the "Grizzly Man" of the ocean. Check out "Deep Water," a film following the true story of...
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On the Menu

Do you love that explosion of spiciness from Indian curries, saag and tandoori chicken, but are those memories of your last elephant ride still haunting your dreams?
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Anytime someone named Goose is elected to the Hall of Fame, it's a good day. To celebrate, the QB is cooking up flavored goose in wine sauce.
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Apparently the college football championship was decided last night. Too bad the QB was too busy figuring out how to spell Perrilloux to care.
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No matter how many times The Rocket goes on 60 Minutes to deny using ‘roids, there’s simply nothing logical about injecting B-12 into your ass. If he wanted B-12 that badly, why not just e...
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