Weather Phone Transcript

"Ring Ring" Me: "Hello." Telemarketer: "Hello, may I speak to a Weatherby Huuman."
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Feature Photo: That’s The Way the Cliff Crumbles

The bluff on the 6600 block of Del Playa loses another supporting chunk, causing the cliff to recede below this apartment complex's foundation.
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This Time, Things Will be Different

Every quarter I find myself falling into into the same study habits.
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Anthrax Smanthrax

The weatherpet uses biological weapons.
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Feature Photo:You Make Bathtime Lots of Fun


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Jan. 24, 2002 – Jan. 30, 2002

Thursday: All sobriety and no malt liquor makes UCSB a dull boy. It’s time to chase down that Natty Light with some intoxicating rhymes from Tha Liks, the collection of West Coast hip hoppers fo...
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The Annoying Has Become the Hunted

Angry nocturnal elephants roam in my neighborhood.
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Sports Feature Photo: Whoa, These Bars are Parallel

The #18 UCSB men's gymnastics team failed to pick up a victory in its first meet of the season, falling to #4 Cal by a score of 202.500 to 191.550. Berkeley has not lost a meet since 1999.
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Men Should Have as Much Say in a Child’s Life as the Woman Has

When criticisms are biased as so, it raises the question of equality and fairness. It is every person's invariable right to health and happiness; that cannot be argued.
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Feature Photo: “I have a dream…”

The Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity led a silent march yesterday to honor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s life
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thINK: Jan. 23, 2002


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Feature Photo: A Moment of Prayer

Father Jon'Stephen Hedges bows his head while Goleta resident Loren Hicks says a prayer during a pro-life silent vigil in Storke Plaza on Tuesday night.
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Keep Your Arms Inside the Car

I honored Dr. King yesterday with a trip to every meteorologists' favorite theme park, Weather World.
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12:00

What To Do When I.V. Blacks Out Like A 120-pound Sorostitute Who’s Drank An Entire Bottle of GHB-Laced Bacardi 151: 1) Stop studying. You cannot study in the dark. 2) Call friends and carefully ...
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Sports Feature Photo: Time For a Turnaround


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