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October 18, 2001

New Order | Get Ready | WEA/Warner Bros.

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New Order is back. After breaking its long silence with a track on last year's soundtrack to "The Beach," the dance-rock group has come back to the realm of LP-making with Get Ready.

October 17, 2001

What’s That Running Down Your Leg?

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Whenever I interview someone important like a presidential candidate or a celebrity, I don’t imagine them naked. I imagine them with diarrhea. Everyone gets the Runs, even cool people. When you imagine them with a ...

October 17, 2001

Don’t Criticize Recent Anti-Terrorist Policies; They’re for Our Own Good

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One view that seems to be fairly popular among ignorant, uninformed pacifists is that there is no need for things like military action or such inconvenient heightened security measures (foreign student background checks,...

October 17, 2001

Police Report

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A Cop’s “Intuition” At approximately 12:00 a.m. on Sunday, October 14, Isla Vista Foot Patrol deputies patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed an 18-year-old female staggering eastbound an...

October 17, 2001

Congratulations On Making The New Bren Center A Completely Green Building

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Congratulations to UCSB and the Bren Center from a proud UCSB parent ("California's 'Greenest' Building To Open on Campus in January," Sept. 28, 2001).

October 17, 2001

Feature Photo: Dippity-Doo-Dah

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October 15, 2001

Iron Guinea Pig

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I am teaching the weatherpet self-defense.

October 15, 2001

Beware the Foreign Menace?

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Asking students if they are terrorists will not help either. No one fills out a student visa application with, "I would like to study engineering at the California Polytechnic Institute and blow up the White House when i...

October 15, 2001

Blowin’ in the Wind

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In an arena full of fans, not one could sing along with Dylan's own distinctive dialect of the English language.

October 15, 2001

Save I.V. From Idiots

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People who live here are sick of hearing I.V. criticized - but there is something wrong with this town.

October 15, 2001

Sports Feature Photo: Can I Kick It? Yes You Can

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October 15, 2001

UCSB Briefs

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UCSB Professor To Help With Trauma Victims Education and psychology professor Larry Beutler will provide training next week for American Red Cross workers who will counsel survivors of the Sept. 11 attacks on New York an...

October 15, 2001

Christina Sandoval is a Dedicated Public Servant, Sarria is Out of Line

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I question your decision to allow this person to use the campus newspaper to make threatening statements and personal attacks on a distinguished member of our community.

October 15, 2001

Feature Photo: Sailing Over the Railing

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October 15, 2001

Feature Photo: The Lines, They Are a Changin’

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October 12, 2001

Rent Control

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There is an apartment building on Abrego called "Casa Dinero Perdido." The weathermate tells me that this translates roughly from Spanish as "the house of lost money."