Staff

September 26, 2001

Blinded With Science?

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"...lift your hand and hold up two fingers. Unless you are a freakish oaf, one is bigger than the other. Should it count for more? If this seems like nitpicking, that's because it is.

September 26, 2001

Weatherhuman and the Angry Inch

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People fucked up, so I have no space today.

September 26, 2001

Coalition for Peaceful Justice To Rally Downtown

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Locals seeking "Peaceful Justice" in response to the recent terrorist attacks will gather tomorrow at noon in De La Guerra Plaza in downtown Santa Barbara.

September 26, 2001

Feature Photo: Congressional Meet and Greet

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September 25, 2001

Pot Smokers Beware: Help May Be on Its Way

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"A possible pot vaccine! Oh god, the horror, the humanity! Kids in twenty years could be inoculated at birth against T.B., polio, tetanus, marijuana, cocaine, speed and everything else."

September 25, 2001

Grand Jury Indicts Suspects in I.V. Assault Case

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Eight suspects on trial for assaulting a Santa Barbara City College student last fall on Trigo Road were indicted by a grand jury on Friday.

September 25, 2001

Fluffy Bunnies and Things You Don’t See Enough of Here

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If you're not shouting out at the top of your lungs about what pisses you off or what makes you happy, then you're letting some anonymous coward speak for you by scribbling "profound" half-truths on the sidewalk in chalk...

September 25, 2001

UCSB Nooks, Crannies

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As students, we are constantly looking to ease the stress and monotony of our scholastic lives; sex on campus is the perfect solution. There's a special place on campus for every position and rhythm.

September 25, 2001

The Ironic Truth About the Exclusiveness of Recent American Unity

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I was disgusted by this e-mail because it forced me to realize that Muslims in America have been robbed of their basic human rights to practice their own beliefs.

September 25, 2001

Real Stories of the IV Foot Patrol

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Model Drunk At approximately 10:50 p.m. on Friday, September 21, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed a 22-year-old female walk out of an apartment holding a cup of alcoho...

September 25, 2001

Rally Around the Flag in Storke Plaza Thursday; Celebrate Being American

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Never before have I seen such an outpouring of love for this country, and we all know that we need it now more than ever before.

September 25, 2001

Associated Snakes and Rikki-Tiki Redistricting

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I'm not a spiritual man, but some ancestral Catholic part of my brain tells me the heat is the slow simmer of purgatory. I sit roasting in those meetings and wonder if I've sinned or if I'm just a tourist, keeping an eye...

September 25, 2001

Civilians Help Victim of Car Crash

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Local veterinarian Marvin Prentice crashed his car into the center divider of U.S. Highway 101 after suffering a cardiac arrest early Tuesday morning.

September 25, 2001