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September 25, 2001

Feature Photo: Free Bird-ritos

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September 24, 2001

Authorities Arrest Man for Assault of Female I.V. Resident

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A 19-year-old female reported being raped in her apartment on the 6700 block of Del Playa Drive early Sunday morning.

September 24, 2001

Santa Barbara Rebounds from Slow Start, Tops SJSU, Dons

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The Gauchos recouped after an extended layoff by dismantling San Jose State 3-1 last Thursday and quenching the University of San Francisco 1-0 on Saturday evening.

September 24, 2001

UC Briefs

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New Regents Appointed Governor Gray Davis appointed Monica Lozano and Norman Pattiz to serve as regents of the University of California on September 21. Lozano served as a member of the California State Board of Educatio...

September 24, 2001

Feature Photo: Stock Up Now!

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September 20, 2001

UCSB Readies for #2 LBSU

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After succumbing to two of the top four ranked teams in the nation in its first two matches of the 2001 season, the UCSB women's volleyball team found a morsel of breathing room in the Santa Clara Invitational on Septemb...

September 20, 2001

Weather

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The ex-weatherhuman told a lot of dick and fart jokes. Students loved it because they’re dick and fart people who’ve simply learned too many synonyms. They want sophisticated variations such as salmon-colored...

September 20, 2001

Injustice, We Trust

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On August 22, the UCSB administration announced that it had greatly expanded its authority to punish students' off-campus deeds under a policy called "extended jurisdiction."

September 20, 2001

Another Year of Minors Not in Possession of Brains

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The young girl sits dejectedly on the curb, possibly 17, but probably not. The cops decide to keep her fake I.D., and I laugh a little.

September 20, 2001

Feature Photo: Room For One More?

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September 20, 2001

Feature Photo: I Have to Buy Everyone Ice Cream

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September 20, 2001

Real Stories of the IV Foot Patrol

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‘Just A Good Ol’ Boy’ At approximately 12:10 a.m. on Thursday, September 13, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the corner of Camino Pescadero and Pasado Road observed a 21-year-old male who mat...

June 27, 2001

Is There Something Wrong With the News-Press?

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The most visible problem with Isla Vista is the Santa Barbara News-Press' coverage of it. In a series of biased and erroneous stories, the paper has portrayed our town as a swill bucket brimming over with dangerous, drun...

June 27, 2001