Sports Feature Photo: Lean on Me

February 6, 2002 by

Junior forward Mark Hill leans in for a jumper over a startled defender.
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Feature Photo: The Tree with a Thousand Eyes

February 6, 2002 by

Monarch butterflies engulf this Eucalyptus tree near Santa Barbara Shores in Ellwood.
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Driving the Weatherhuman

February 5, 2002 by

People react to the statement, "I don't drive" as if one were to say, "I am paralyzed down the left side of my body" or "I am unable to digest any food more complex than toast."
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Nobel Peace Prize Alternates

February 5, 2002 by

If George W. Bush is Up for One, How About Nominations for Some Other Misfits?
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Ghost of Tom Joad

February 4, 2002 by

Providing assistance to Isla Vista's homeless may not be a solution to homelessness, if there is such a solution, and it may not be cheap, but it is the decent thing to do.
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Meathead in Training

February 4, 2002 by

The containers for weight gain and muscle growth formulas are really large.
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Feature Photo: “I Do”

February 4, 2002 by


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Feature Photo: Check This Out!

February 4, 2002 by


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I Am the Lizard King!

February 1, 2002 by

WH: "Sorry Ray, I was imagining myself as a giant infectious microbe. That's how microbes talk."
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Police Report

February 1, 2002 by

Kraft Boy Can’t Hold It or Hack It At approximately 12:20 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 27, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Dr. observed an 18-year old male subject...
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All of These Are Deductable

January 31, 2002 by

The weatherfund is tapped.
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Jan. 31, 2002 – Feb. 6, 2002

January 31, 2002 by

Thursday Are you “Running On Empty?” Tonight would be a great night to “Take It Easy” with legendary folk performer Jackson Browne. He’ll be performing a special, all-aco...
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Brine Shrimp Make Flamingos Pink

January 30, 2002 by

I have several new friends. Last week I purchased and hatched sea monkeys, the playful sperm-like ambassadors of the deep.
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Score One for Evil

January 29, 2002 by

Congratulations to the campaign to recall 3rd District Supervisor Gail Marshall! With hard work, perseverance and cunning, you collected the 8,914 signatures needed to challenge the liberal supe.
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Thighs of Steel

January 29, 2002 by

Since the abduction of El Canario, I have obtained a new weathercycle. It is approximately 9 feet long, red and weighs about as much as a 1972 Volkswagon Beetle.
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