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November 28, 2001

Feature Photo: Bye, Bye BYU

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November 27, 2001

Drugs, Babies and Marriage

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Going home is always heavy. Friends and family can really jack up their lives while you’re away. I’ve found the majority of the hometown heaviness involves just three things: Drugs, babies or marriage. Someti...

November 27, 2001

County Briefs

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Living Wage Ordinance The Santa Barbara City Council will consider the Living Wage ordinance at 7 tonight. The ordinance would increase the hourly pay for city employees to $11 an hour with benefits or $12.25 an hour wit...

November 26, 2001

Jesus Mutants!

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My home town is full of mutant people! Obese mutants! Acned mutants! Jesus mutants! Mutated Mutants! Witness to such perverse genetic disaster require months of trauma counseling among Santa Barbara’s tanned and to...

November 21, 2001

Suicide Follows Failed Robbery

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After attempting to rob a Goleta Rite Aid on Monday night, 29-year-old Santa Barbara resident Derrick Kirby fired multiple gunshots in a field north of Aero Camino and then took his own life.

November 21, 2001

It Was Only 10-3

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Here at the Nexus, we believe in giving credit where credit is due. In the traditional Nexus sloshball game against A.S., held last weekend, there was much that was deserving. For example: although there were at least 10...

November 21, 2001

Cross Country: Gauchos Fare Well in NCAA’s

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The UCSB men's cross country team finished 17th out of 31 teams at the NCAA National Championships at Furman University, in South Carolina, in the Gauchos' first ever NCAA appearance.

November 20, 2001

WeatherDefiniton

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The Turkey Drop noun. 1 the cutting of one's losses in mid-November.

November 20, 2001

Feature Photo: The Spirit of Giving

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November 19, 2001

Life With Father

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The weatherfather instilled valuable advice via fear. To prevent the weatherchildren from swimming in the lake he described amoebas. Amoebas, as I understood them, were amorphous carnivorous demons from the bottom of pea...

November 19, 2001

CCC Votes To Close Parts of Sands Beach

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The 12-member California Coastal Commission unanimously approved a plan Friday to close off a 400-meter stretch of Sands Beach for two years to protect western snowy plovers.

November 19, 2001

Feature Photo: A Kick in the Shins

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November 16, 2001

Chicks on the Beach

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Caring for one of Isla Vista's natural treasures is too important a task to be undertaken without I.V.'s help.

November 16, 2001

Print of the Great Pumpkin

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So I have a pumpkin.An eighty-plus pound pumpkin.As giant pumpkins go, I’m told it’s a small one.The pumpkin is sitting in the middle of my living room, but really, the rest of the living room is sitting arou...

November 16, 2001