My home town is full of mutant people!

Obese mutants! Acned mutants! Jesus mutants! Mutated Mutants!

Witness to such perverse genetic disaster require months of trauma counseling among Santa Barbara’s tanned and toned beauties.

“These are shallow sentiments,” some may say, but is it wrong to prefer vacuous/gorgeous to vacuous/mutant?

WeatherDecision: Nay.

Monday’s forecast: Those who can’t define ‘vacuous,’ defining vacuous.