It Wasn’t Funny Anyway

October 3, 2003 by Staff

A weatherhuman and its readers have nothing without trust, so I'll be up front with you. The words you read in yesterday's weather were not mine-somebody fucked up and my words were lost.
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Check the Weather Before You Leave

October 2, 2003 by Staff

The weathercomputer is on the fritz once again. The friendly technical support representative diagnosed my grumblings as resulting from a faulty motherboard.
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Tarnation!

October 2, 2003 by Staff

Size Does Matter

October 2, 2003 by Staff

October 2 – October 9, 2003

October 2, 2003 by Staff

Oh, Tom! Is that an anaconda in your pants, or have the Depends just shifted? Whether you have always dreamed about throwing your panties up on stage, or just get a kick out of Las Vegas show tunes, T...
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Flip Flop

October 1, 2003 by Staff

Did you get a chance to catch the wisdom of Paul Watson, write-in candidate for governor, as he spoke before a crowd of half-dozens in front of the UCen?
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On the Move

September 30, 2003 by Staff

One More Day, Please

September 29, 2003 by Staff

God, the first weekend of the school year goes fast. For two days we get a little taste of the freedom and carelessness we basked in all summer. We get wild, time gets blurry, then, boom, it's over.
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Brake on Through

September 29, 2003 by Staff

No Free Lunches?

September 29, 2003 by Staff

Rhapsody in Blue

September 26, 2003 by Staff

Bad Trip

September 25, 2003 by Staff

As a devoted weather professional I try to keep my head in the clouds as often as possible. Every once in a while, however, the Weatherhuman is a little too high in the clouds.
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We’ll Use them for Kindling

September 25, 2003 by Staff

So the university is sending out fliers on the dangers of Halloween revelry in hopes that they will discourage students from inviting their friends to town and partying like mad.
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