CNN Is for Jacko-ffs

November 21, 2003 by

I was watching the CNN coverage of the Michael Jackson situation. I know, it's stupid, it's sensational and only an idiot would care about it. But enough about CNN.
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12-Year-Old Hot Line

November 21, 2003 by

Those 12-year-old boys have got it pretty damn easy: chasing bullfrogs down at the creek, stealing apple pies from neighborhood windowsills and playing tickle-fight until the wee hours of the morning ...
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Food Ain’t Free

November 20, 2003 by

Made a few trips to the dump today. It's expensive to use the dump. Paying someone else to take my stuff got me thinking about the weird ways money works. There is paying for stuff you already own...
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November 20, 2003 – November 26, 2003

November 20, 2003 by

If African art and eclectic American pop-culture inspired sculpture seem like they could never co-exist harmoniously, then you better see this to believe it. Local artist, Peter Cole's textual and det...
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Full of Myself

November 19, 2003 by

Correction: On Nov. 19, the weatherhuman did not want to write the weather. The weatherhuman, in fact, wanted to go home. And since the weatherhuman is anonymous, and therefore, cannot be fired...
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Eternal Sunshine Isn’t Something to Whine About

November 19, 2003 by

My oceanography teacher stated an interesting opinion that most of you weather-spoiled Southern Californians could associate with. He said, "Santa Barbara must be the coldest warm place I have ever li...
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Make Like a Tree

November 19, 2003 by


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No to Idiots with Opinions

November 18, 2003 by

The weatherhuman has a long history of bitching about the graffiti that appears around campus. Here I go again.
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Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away

November 18, 2003 by


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Wait ‘Til You Get There

November 17, 2003 by

I read that a couple dozen Iowa National Guard troops tried to avoid being shipped to Iraq by taking illegal drugs prior to drug tests the night before deployment - and got sent anyway. Talk about a b...
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Big Mistake

November 14, 2003 by

Halloween in Isla Vista: The party is over. Seriously, this time. It was 15 days ago. But that only brings next year's festivities 15 days closer. Planning can never start too early. Planning can neve...
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Cop Out

November 14, 2003 by

Well, the 'human went and got shitfaced before coming up with today's column. Now I'm staring at the roof of this goddamned cave, trying to think, like I have so many times before.
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Purple Hot Line

November 14, 2003 by

Being purple must suck. As valid as the other five-sixths of the spectrum, it gets the regularly shaft nontheless. Being split into indigo and violet, for example - totally lame.
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Santa Barbara Begins Season Against Toreros

November 14, 2003 by

The Gauchos host the University of San Diego on Saturday at 1 p.m. at the Thunderdome in the first round of the Preseason Women's National Invitational Tournament.
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Lost Soles

November 14, 2003 by


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